118 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Shoes.
"I’ve got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom."
"Shoes are like friends; you really only need a few good ones."
"I put my shoes on one foot at a time, just like everybody else. Except once they’re on, I take them off again."
"Life is short. Buy the shoes!"
"A woman can never be too overdressed or overeducated… or over-shoed."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy shoes, and that's kind of the same thing."
"I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet."
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"The best shoes are the ones that make you feel fabulous!"
"Nothing boosts confidence like a great pair of shoes."
"If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad in a pretty pair of shoes."
"My shoes are really cute – except for when I'm running away from my problems."
"I have enough shoes, said no one ever."
"The only time to be positive you've got a clear path is when you’re on the edge of a cliff."
"A pair of shoes can change your life. Just ask Cinderella."
"I'm not a shopaholic. I'm helping the economy."
"I can't walk in heels, but I can walk in sarcasm."
"Some of the greatest stories are never told because socks are worn instead of shoes."
"I just have a passion for shoes – a healthy obsession!"
"My shoe collection is a form of therapy."
"You know you’re getting old when your back goes out more than you do."
"Why limit yourself to one pair of shoes when you could have a whole closet full?"
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"I wish I had as much money as I have shoes."
"In the end, it’s all about the shoes – or is it?"
"Every time I see a pair of shoes, I hear them calling my name."
"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
"I have a passion for shoes. I say if you have a large number of them, you can wear a different pair every day of the year and still not repeat."
"You can never be overdressed or overeducated."
"I love shoes. They are my passion. You can’t have enough pairs of shoes."
"I'm not a shoe person, but I do think I have a bit of a shoe problem… I love shoes, but I don't know how to wear them correctly."
"If the shoe doesn’t fit, you must aquit!"
"I could never be a shoe model. I bought all these shoes and then I never wore them."
"Shoe shopping is a form of therapy!"
"I’m in love with shoes! I feel like they can elevate any outfit."
"I have enough shoes to last me a lifetime… and then some."
"Shoes are like friends. You have to find the right ones, but it's worth it when you do."
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"I would wear a shoe that talks, literally. It should say, ‘You are amazing!’"
"You can tell a lot about a person by their shoes. Where they go. Where they’ve been."
"I have an obsession with shoes. They are my version of Chanel No. 5."
"The only thing better than talking about shoes is putting them on."
"I have too many shoes. I don’t know what to do with them all."
"In the sixth grade, I had to wear a pair of shoes that were three sizes too big for me, and I walked like a gazelle. My classmates thought I was the coolest kid on the block."
"I’m not a shoe person, I just have a lot of shoes."
"My shoe collection is a reflection of who I am. You could say it’s an extension of me."
"Happiness is a new pair of shoes!"
"A woman’s best friend is her shoes."
"I have a bad case of 'last-minute shoe shopping syndrome.'"
"Shoes are like friends. They come and go, but a good pair is forever."
"I am not a shoe person. I have three pairs of shoes: sneakers, work shoes, and party shoes."
"A person is not judged by the shoes they wear, they are judged by how they can dance in them."
"I could give up shoes, but it’s not a sacrifice I’m willing to make."
"High heels are the best accessory to carry your confidence."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"You can never be overdressed or overeducated—unless you’re wearing the wrong shoes."
"Never underestimate the power of a good pair of shoes."
"Shoes are the finishing touch that completes a woman’s outfit."
"I'd rather wear a pair of stiletto heels than go to the gym."
"If you want to know what kind of shoes a man is wearing, you can tell a lot about him."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the shoes."
"Happiness is a pair of red shoes."
"I don't have a shoe addiction. I just love them more than people."
"When in doubt, wear heels."
"Shoes transform your body language and attitude. They lift you physically and emotionally."
"Sometimes I feel like I’m not the woman I should be because I don’t own enough shoes."
"The best part about shoes is that they fit every time."
"I can't help it if I'm popular! It’s not my fault; it’s my shoes."
"Don't be a fool. Buy shoes."
"I have a passion for shoes. A shoe addiction, if you will. I liken it to an 'old friend' addiction. You can't go too long without seeing that friend."
"I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes."
"Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world."
"I'm not sure what the question is, but the answer is shoes."
"Shoes are like ex-boyfriends. You can have nice ones, but it'll just be a matter of time before you need to get rid of them."
"I just want to get my shoes out of the closet and into the world."
"You can never be overdressed or overeducated, but you can be over-shoed. Don't do it."
"A shoe is not only a design, but it's a part of your body language, the way you walk. The way you carry yourself."
"I have enough shoes. Said no one ever."
"I like my footwear like I like my coffee—expensive and hard to find!"
"There’s an old saying: 'You can tell a lot about a person by their shoes.' Judge away!"
"When in doubt, wear red shoes."
"Good shoes take you good places."
"Buying shoes can be a lot like dating: some you regret, some you'll never forget."
"I've got a great shoe collection. If I were president, I'd wear those shoes."
"Wearing fancy shoes just makes you feel happier! I’m convinced of it."
"A woman with good shoes is never ugly."
"Shoes are a great way to reach the intention of your day. They’re a mood enhancer."
"I could give up shoes, but I won’t. Let’s be realistic."
"The best shoes are the ones you don't even know you're wearing."
"Why do I feel like my wardrobe is incomplete without a dozen pairs of shoes?"
"Having a good pair of shoes can save you from just about anything."
"The perfect pair of shoes can turn a very simple outfit into something stunning."
"I don’t care if they’re fashionable. If they’re uncomfortable, they are not shoes."
"Even a bad day can be saved by a good pair of shoes."
"I pray for shoes in the morning and champagne at night."
"The only time I feel like a model is when I'm shopping for shoes."
"I have enough shoes"
"You can never be overdressed or overeducated — but you can definitely be over-shoed."
"If the shoe fits, buy it in every color."
"I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet."
"Shoes are like a good pair of jeans. They have to fit right, feel good, and they can't cost you an arm and a leg."
"A woman can carry a bag, but it’s the shoes that carry the woman."
"I got a beautiful pair of loafers that I wear to funerals... I just can't seem to find the right occasion to wear them."
"The only shoes I don’t like are the ones that are on sale."
"People will stare. Make it worth their while."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy shoes. And that’s kind of the same thing."
"I have a shoe addiction. And I’m not seeking help."
"Life is short. Buy the shoes."
"Good shoes take you good places, but great shoes bring you back."
"Behind every successful woman is a fabulous pair of shoes."
"My shoes must be the only things that know how to stay grounded in life."
"Every time I see a shoe sale, I hear my bank account scream."
"I'm on a no-shoe diet. If my shoes don’t fit, I can’t eat."
"Heels may be painful, but they make me feel like I can conquer the world."
"I could wear any shoes, but I choose the ones that hurt the most."
"There's a fine line between a shoe being cute and a shoe being a torture device."
"My shoes are my spirit animals."
"You can't put the genie back in the bottle after you buy more shoes."
"I have more shoes than I have pairs of socks, and that says a lot about my priorities."
"I can’t help it if I want to change my shoes more than my outfit."
"There’s no such thing as too many shoes. Just not enough closet space."
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