129 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Mexico.
"I love Mexico. It’s an incredibly beautiful place and the people are warm and kind. I think Mexican food is the best food in the world."
"We’ll have to take this situation with Mexico seriously. I think we have to demonstrate respect for their culture. But I also think we have to laugh about it."
"In Mexico, we have an obsession with food that is totally bizarre. I could just be lying in bed thinking about guacamole."
"Living in Mexico is like living in a postcard. It’s so beautiful that I sometimes feel bad for all the ugly postcards."
"My favorite place in the world is Mexico. I love the food, the people, and the culture. It's a real paradise!"
"I wanted to make a film set in Mexico so I could exploit everything—its beauty, its violence, and its humor."
"I don’t run for office to be popular. I run for office to make sure that Mexico has tacos, not tacos made with American cheese."
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"Mexican food is my absolute favorite, and I would rather eat tacos than steak. There, I said it."
"I love the culture in Mexico, especially their humor. It’s so playful and fun."
"I'm going to Mexico next week. They say it's a dangerous place, but there's nowhere more dangerous than a bad taco."
"I think everything in Mexico is funny, even when it’s not."
"Only in Mexico do you find a great party without needing an invitation."
"South of the border, you can find both tacos and great laughs. It's the best combo ever!"
"In Mexico, every situation has a humorous side. You just have to find it!"
"Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer – and if that travel is to Mexico, then the laughs are just a bonus."
"The best part of being in Mexico is that it always feels like a fiesta, with food and laughs everywhere."
"Mexican people have a unique way of turning every misfortune into a hilarious story."
"I have a love/hate relationship with Mexico – I love the food, I hate that it makes me fat!"
"Mexico is the land of fiestas. It's where even the hangovers come with laughter."
"Once you go to Mexico, there is no going back – just forward to another taco!"
"In Mexico, we like to say, ‘When life gives you lemons, grab a margarita instead!’"
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"Nowhere else in the world can you find a siesta as exciting as the cuisine of Mexico."
"In Mexico, planning for a vacation is simple: you just go and continue laughing!"
"You know you’re in Mexico when the only thing more colorful than the landscape is the humor!"
"In Mexico, humor is like salsa: the spicier, the better!"
"No one can tell a story as funny as a Mexican can – especially when it involves tacos!"
"I love Mexico. It’s a huge party with the best food and the most amazing people."
"In Mexico, you can be on vacation and in therapy at the same time."
"You know you're in Mexico when the music is loud, the food is delicious, and everyone is dancing like a fool."
"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito in a Mexican hotel room."
"I went to Mexico and all I got was this lousy sunburn."
"Either you need to eat or you need to drink. In Mexico, you can do both at the same time at a taco stand."
"It’s not that Mexico is so dirty; it’s that the dirt is part of the charm!"
"You can tell if you are in Mexico by the amount of celebrations going on – if you're not confused, you're not doing it right!"
"I’m on the tequila diet. So far I’ve lost three days!"
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"Why did the guacamole break up with the salsa? Because it felt like it was getting too spicy!"
"The only thing I took from Mexico was a bad haircut."
"In Mexico, the beer is cheaper than the water, which is why you never see anyone drinking water."
"I can’t imagine what it would be like to live in a country where you can’t have a margarita before breakfast."
"I love tacos so much, I think they should be a food group on their own – right next to chips and salsa."
"Mexican food is the only thing that can bring your knife and fork together with a horchata!"
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for limes and make margaritas."
"In Mexico, we don’t call it a siesta; we call it essential energy conservation."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type!"
"You know you're a true Mexican when you start your day with a taco and end it with tequila."
"What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport? Tequila shots!"
"Let’s taco 'bout how much I love Mexico!"
"Where there’s a taco, there’s a way!"
"Why don’t they play hide and seek in Mexico? Because good luck hiding when they are constantly cooking!"
"I never met a taco I didn’t like."
"In Mexico, we have a saying: 'A taco a day keeps the doctor away.'"
"I was going to marry a Mexican girl, but I couldn't find her. Her family was hiding her in Tijuana!"
"Why did the tortilla chip start dancing? Because it put on the salsa!"
"You know you're in Mexico when you can get a hot dog on a stick outside the car wash."
"I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
"In Mexico, we eat tacos, and the world becomes a better place."
"What do you call a cheap Mexican proctologist? A small...coulomb!"
"If we were meant to stay in one place, we’d have roots instead of feet. Unless of course, you're in Mexico; then you probably have a taco in each hand!"
"The only thing worse than being stuck in a traffic jam in Mexico is not having a taco truck nearby."
"Nothing brings a group of people together like a shared love for tacos and margaritas."
"I went to my first Mexican party and finally understood the importance of nachos and guacamole!"
"Why do Mexicans always carry a pencil? Because they can draw their food closer!"
"I know I’m in Mexico when a street vendor becomes my personal chef!"
"Tamales are just the Mexicans' way of saying, ‘I love you’ wrapped in a corn husk!"
"If Mariachi and taco flavors had a baby, it would be a fiesta in my mouth."
"Tacos aren’t just food; they’re happiness folded in a tortilla."
"Life is too short to eat bad tacos, especially in Mexico!"
"If you never have to pay for guacamole, you have not experienced true happiness."
"In Mexico, you know it’s a fiesta when you forget the calories and dance with the tacos!"
"Why don't Mexican fireworks ever get lost? Because they always return home with a bang!"
"In Mexico, even our errors have a salsa flavor!"
"You might be a Mexican if you see a taco truck and instantly feel like its your family reunion."
"If eating tacos is wrong, I don't want to be right, especially in Mexico!"
"In Mexico, we love our tequila; it’s like liquid sunshine with a side of fun!"
"I don’t always eat tacos, but when I do, I prefer them in Mexico!"
"Good friends and tacos can solve almost any problem, especially in Mexico."
"I want to be able to look back and say, ‘I bought a one-way ticket to Mexico and never looked back.’"
"In Mexico, we have a saying: 'El que no arriesga no gana.' If you don't take risks, you will not win. I'm taking a risk—by ordering extra guacamole!"
"When I die, I want to go to Mexico. That's where they put all the good food!"
"In Mexico, we eat tacos, drink tequila, and tell stories until the sun comes up. And in the morning, we say ‘What happened last night?’."
"I may not be a perfect Mexican, but I can definitely put a taco in my mouth."
"The only thing better than a taco is a taco in Mexico!"
"Keep calm and taco on!"
"In Mexico, sometimes it's not about what you know, but who has the best margarita recipe!"
"Why do we never see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Because they’re all in Mexico drinking tequila!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it 'lunch.' Especially when I'm in Mexico!"
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few tacos behind."
"Mexico: Where the only thing hotter than a sunburn is the salsa!"
"In Mexico, we have four seasons: winter, spring, summer, and margarita!"
"Why did the avocado refuse to go to the party? Because it was too guacward—especially in Mexico!"
"You know you’re in Mexico when the answer to every problem is tequila!"
"Taco 'bout a good time! That's what Mexico is all about!"
"I once asked a Mexican if their glass was half full or half empty. They replied, 'It's always full—half with tequila and half with lime!' "
"Why did the tortilla chip start dancing? Because it saw the guacamole and couldn't help itself—Mexico style!"
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure... unless it's about tacos in Mexico!"
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy tacos, and that's pretty much the same thing in Mexico."
"In Mexico, every hour is happy hour, especially when you have a taco in one hand and a margarita in the other!"
"The only reason I would ever worry about a hangover is when i’m not in Mexico with tacos and tequila!"
"They say good things come to those who wait. But I'm pretty sure great things come to those who eat tacos in Mexico!"
"Why did the man run around his garden? Because he was trying to catch up with the salsa…in Mexico!"
"I love the smell of aguacate in the morning... It's the smell of victory in Mexico!"
"If life gives you lemons, trade them for limes and make margaritas—especially in Mexico!"
"I love Mexico. The place is rich in culture, food, and sarcasm. "
"If there’s a will, there’s a way. If there’s a taco, there’s a fiesta!"
"I’ve been to Mexico and I’ve been living in a constant state of 'Don’t drink the water.'"
"I’m not saying I’m going to Mexico, but I am saying I’m not not going to Mexico."
"I got to Mexico and my heart wasn’t heavy anymore – until I saw my suitcase fees."
"Why did the skeleton go to Mexico? To get another body!"
"In Mexico, we don’t make mistakes. We make hot sauce."
"You can keep your Starbucks; I’ll take a Mexican café de olla any day."
"Tacos are the best love language."
"You know you’re in Mexico when your ‘small’ drink is larger than your face!"
"I tried to make a Mexican dish, but I ended up with a burrito that could double as a doorstop."
"I went to Mexico for the sightseeing and came back only for the margaritas."
"Some people call it a fiesta; I call it an excuse to eat tacos."
"Forget love, I’d rather fall in tacos."
"Life is short. Eat the taco."
"In Mexico, they don’t count the tacos you eat, they count the smiles."
"I don’t need therapy; I just need tacos."
"What’s a chef’s favorite dance in Mexico? The salsa!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy tacos, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Why did the avocado break up with the tomato? Because it found someone who guacamole!"
"I went to Mexico and now I can't stop saying '¡Ay caramba!'"
"Every burrito I eat becomes a part of me. Don’t judge."
"My love language? Tacos and tequila."
"I told my doctor I’m headed to Mexico, and he said, 'Just watch the water!'"
"I could give up tacos, but I never will."
"Of course, I’m going to Mexico! Who wouldn’t want an adventure with tacos?"
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