125 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Games.
"I have no life. I’m a gamer. I have lots of lives."
"Video games are a waste of time for men with nothing else to do. They’re a waste of time for men with anything else to do."
"The only time I really feel alive is when I’m playing video games."
"I thought I couldn't get addicted to video games. Then I became a game developer."
"I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you."
"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. And I’m just here to collect my loot!"
"I don't always play video games, but when I do, I prefer to level up."
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"Why do I play video games? Because punching a shark in the face is frowned upon in real life."
"If at first you don’t succeed, maybe you just weren’t gaming hard enough."
"In gaming, as in life, I learned that everyone has their own way to kneel before the master."
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
"I'd agree with you but then we’d both be wrong—just like that time I lost to you in Street Fighter."
"Gamer tip: When in doubt, just mash the buttons."
"It’s not how good you are, it’s how good you think you are. Just ask my high score!"
"I came, I saw, I conquered… and then I got distracted by a side quest."
"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25!"
"Real life is hard. Video game life is easy. I'm going to stick with gaming!"
"Game over? I prefer the term 'just taking a break.'"
"Life’s too short—play games!"
"Don’t worry about being a nerd. Just know that it means you’re truly awesome."
"I play video games to escape reality. I reckon it’s cheaper than therapy!"
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"Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts—unlike me in every boss fight."
"I’d play more games if it paid as well as my day job… Let's talk about that!"
"Gamers don’t die, they respawn!"
"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this… controller!"
"Every time I get bored, I turn on my console and remember that some people have real lives."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"Video games are a great way to get your mind working and to get out of reality, but I don’t get people who take them too seriously."
"The only thing I'm bad at is being negative."
"I love playing video games, but sometimes they make me so mad I could punch a wall."
"If you don’t play video games, you’ll miss out on some of life’s great moments."
"I don’t want to be a part of a generation that didn’t experience a real game without some sort of online ranking."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Gaming is like a normal job. It takes practice and performance, just without the constant nagging from your boss."
"I can’t imagine a world without video games. It’d be like going back to the Dark Ages."
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"I used to be a pro gamer, but now I'm just a semi-pro couch potato."
"It's not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer."
"Some days you just have to create your own sunshine, especially while gaming."
"Game on! Just don’t let the password reminder confuse you."
"I don't need therapy, I just need to play more video games."
"I think I might be game over-ed for a bit."
"Why play a game for fun, when you can play to prove you're better than everyone else?"
"I could watch you play video games for the rest of my life. Just kidding! Get off the couch!"
"In the end, we’re all just trying to find the right loot boxes in life."
"I'm a big fan of virtual reality; I'm hoping to stay unemployed while in it."
"Video games are like any other form of entertainment, as long as you can afford to keep the lights on"
"I told my therapist about my video game addiction. She said, how many players did you have?"
"Gaming should be taken seriously, like a circus clown on a unicycle with a chainsaw."
"My gaming alter ego is just like me, but with 100% more patience."
"Winning is great, but it’s not everything. Losing builds character, like a bad haircut."
"The more I play video games, the more I realize that reality always has a game over screen."
"Video games are an extraordinary adventure to be experienced in the comfort of your own home."
"I'm starting to think that my video game console is my only true friend."
"I can't think of anything smarter than playing video games all day."
"If you can't beat them, it's probably because you're playing the wrong game."
"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee."
"I play video games because real life is boring."
"Why did the gamer cross the road? To respawn on the other side!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"I have a lot of gaming skills, but none of them help me in real life."
"Video games are the only platform where you can age gracefully and be immortal at the same time."
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
"I'd rather be gaming. Because going outside is overrated."
"In gaming, it's not about winning or losing; it's about the snacks."
"When I was a kid, I wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific!"
"I'd like to be able to play video games for a living, but they’re not hiring."
"I speak fluent emoji and video game language."
"Why do video games rock? Because they're a place where you can get lost and find your way at the same time."
"My gaming skills are only surpassed by my ability to binge-watch entire seasons."
"If 'at first you don’t succeed,' then skydiving definitely isn’t for you!"
"I told my computer I needed a break, and it froze."
"If video gaming is a crime, lock me up and throw away the key!"
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
"The secret to enjoying video games is pretending they are not wasting your time."
"A day without gaming is like a day without sunshine… mostly because my curtains are closed."
"One does not simply walk into a dungeon… they need to bring snacks."
"I don't always play video games, but when I do, I prefer to win."
"It’s not whether you win or lose but how you place the blame."
"I used to be a gamer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee."
"Video games are a waste of time. And I think we should be playing them instead."
"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and snap! The job's a game!"
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I’m not a nerd. I’m just smarter than you."
"Life is a game. Money is how we keep score."
"The game is afoot!"
"I’m a gamer. I’m a nerd. I’m a geek. And I love it."
"Every time I try to be normal, it ruins the game."
"If we are not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
"I have to keep myself from having too much fun. People start thinking I’m crazy."
"There are three kinds of men: The ones who learn by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains."
"What’s weird is that I’m not really that funny."
"A game is a series of interesting choices."
"I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode."
"There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of you will understand this."
"Life is a game, and I’m the player. I can quit whenever I want to."
"Happiness is a game. Misery, however, is a spectator sport."
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
"I entered a competition and won a game of chess. It was a great pawn-derful experience."
"I have a lot of games to play, so I have to prioritize my fun."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a video game, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock and roll."
"You know you’re a gamer when your neighbors have a ‘No gaming’ sign on their door."
"I’m not a bad gamer. I’m just in a different genre of games."
"I tried to find a new game, but I couldn’t make any good decisions. So I re-installed my old ones."
"When I was a kid, I thought 'education' was simply pressing the 'start' button."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode."
"If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0."
"Why do video games have to have a story? I play to escape real life, not relive it."
"I love video games. They make me feel like I could actually do things in life... like save the world or destroy a city."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch!"
"I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong... about my gaming skills."
"I'd give up gaming, but I'm not a quitter."
"The secret to winning is knowing when to level up your snack game."
"I have a video game addiction, but it’s not a problem— it’s just a high score I’m working on."
"You don't have to be good to play games; you just have to show up!"
"Why did the gamer break up with his girlfriend? Because she had too many bugs."
"My favorite kind of gaming system is the one that exists solely to procrastinate on homework."
"Remember, no one is perfect. That’s why pencils have erasers… and video games have patches."
"I'm a legend in my own mind—and I owe it all to my video games!"
"I spent all my money on video games... and I don't even know where they are!"
"I'm on the patch notes diet: every time I don’t feel like working out, I just patch it!"
"In the game of life, I’d mostly just pick up coins."
"The key to a successful multiplayer game? Just blame everything on your teammates!"
"If video game characters had a real job, they'd all end up in HR—no one can quit their jobs as fast as they do!"
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