27 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Faith.
"I don’t see why we can’t be friends. You’re an atheist, I’m a believer, and together we have the best of both worlds."
"I think my neighbor is an atheist. I don’t buy it, though. I mean, he’s always been agnostic but has never been right!"
"God created the world, but he didn’t create the ceiling or God’s anything else, so you may say I’m an atheist."
"They say the grass is always greener on the other side. So I guess that’s why I let my faith grow wild and free!"
"I told God I didn’t have faith. He said, 'Well, have you given me a chance? I've got some great ideas!'"
"Faith: the ability not to see the picnic basket, the sandwiches, and the ants all at once."
"I’m not an atheist; I’m just a believer who believes in the impossible sometimes."
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"I have faith that I’m going to find my car keys before the next solar eclipse."
"Faith is like wifi. It’s invisible, but it has the power to connect you to what you need."
"On the eighth day, God created humor. Faith was just the punchline!"
"I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. But I have faith, darn it!"
"God must have a great sense of humor. After all, he created humans and gave them faith!"
"They say God works in mysterious ways. I say he also has a quirky sense of timing."
"Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to."
"Sometimes I wonder if my faith is just my imagination running wild. Other times, I just imagine things running wild!"
"I put my faith in God, but I tend to keep my money in the bank. Just saying!"
"You can’t see faith, but you can definitely trip over it if you’re not careful!"
"If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it in the name of faith!"
"Faith is the substance of things hoped for, but sometimes it can feel like hoping for a parking spot."
"Do not worry about your faith; worry about your WiFi signal strength. It can be weak!"
"Faith is just a way of saying, 'Things will turn around… eventually.'"
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"My faith is like a rubber band: it stretches but never breaks!"
"Sometimes, faith is just showing up at the wrong place at the right time."
"Faith can move mountains, but I really wish it would just help me find my sense of direction!"
"I believe in faith… and a little luck, both of which I seem to constantly search for!"
"The universe has a way of whispering to us. It usually says, 'Get your act together!'"
"They say faith can be blind, but I think I’d prefer it to have sunglasses on sometimes!"
