25 result(s) for Witty Church Quotes.
"The church is not a museum for saints, but a hospital for sinners."
"Some of my best friends are not going to heaven."
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations."
"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
"God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called."
"The four most important letters in the Bible are G, O, D, and R."
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"I don't know why some people are in church and some people are not. They must have different pictures of God."
"When we talk about the end times, we're not talking about the temperature of a lukewarm Christian."
"The best way to be in the right place at the right time is to be in church on Sunday."
"Caffeine and Jesus: You can’t get through the week without them."
"Just because you go to church doesn’t mean you’re a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
"To be a Christian without prayer is no more possible than to be alive without breathing."
"The only time I set the bar low is for limbo."
"If you are too busy to pray, you are too busy."
"A church is a place where you can sip coffee, taste sweet pastries, and meet God face to face."
"Faith is like Wi-Fi: it's invisible, but it has the power to connect you to what you need."
"If you think you're the only one who has problems, you should try looking around the church."
"A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints."
"God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts'."
"I make mistakes. That's why I can’t be God."
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"If you think being a Christian is all about being pious, you’ve never met my friends."
"Sometimes when I look at my church, I think, 'This is why we can’t have nice things.'"
"My church has a great children's program for kids. They’re our future - we just have to teach them the art of the perfect donut hole."
"Pray like it all depends on God. Work like it all depends on you."
