27 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Being Naughty And Simple.
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best."
"When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better."
"I don’t mind living in a man’s world as long as I can be a woman in it."
"Sometimes the simplest things can bring the most happiness."
"Naughty is the new nice."
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"I can resist anything except temptation."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering."
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly or a man, she will catch the fly."
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner."
"I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
"I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do, it’s because I missed my exit."
"Just because you're not a bad person doesn't mean you're a good one either."
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"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"I can’t decide whether to be a lifelong servant or take the leap into the rich life."
"I always give 100%. Except when I'm giving blood."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
