26 result(s) for Funny Office Quotes About Candy Jokes.
"I’m on a candy diet. I only eat candy that’s been creatively disguised as fruit."
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
"Work is like candy, only you don't get to eat it."
"I told my boss that I needed a raise. He gave me a candy bar instead."
"A day without candy is like a day without sunshine!"
"I couldn't find a job, so I invented a candy shop!"
"If you want to keep your job, don’t eat all the candy out of the office stash."
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"When life gives you lemons, trade them for candy."
"The only office supply I need is a bag of candy."
"Caffeine and candy: the true fuel of the office!"
"Coffee in one hand, candy in the other; that's how I stay balanced at work!"
"I asked the boss for a raise, and he offered me a candy instead."
"Sweeten your workday – bring candy to the office!"
"I finally found a job that makes me want to work: I eat candy all day!"
"An office's happiness is directly proportional to its candy jar size."
"Why did the candy corn go to work? To get a little husky!"
"Office Rule #1: Always bring candy to share."
"Forget coffee breaks, I need candy breaks!"
"The best part of working late? The leftover Halloween candy in the breakroom!"
"No one ever says, 'I want to be a candy tester when I grow up.' But they should!"
"Candy in the office is like motivation for adults."
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"Why did the employee eat the wifi router? Because he heard it was filled with sweet internet candy!"
"I consider chocolate a vegetable: it comes from cacao trees, and it's part of my workday diet."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy candy, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"If you think I'm sweet now, just wait until you see me after I eat some candy!"
"Do I have candy in my pocket? Yes! But it’s for everyone in the office - shh!"
