25 result(s) for Funny Mechanic Quotes.
"I work until beer o'clock."
"I like my tools and my car. That's it."
"Mechanics have a hard life. Oil, grease and busting knuckles. But, they make it look easy!"
"Keep your car running, I need the money."
"I can't be held responsible for what my face does when you talk about car problems."
"I could explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons."
"Honk if you love peace and quiet."
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"My mechanic told me, 'I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.'"
"I already want to take a nap tomorrow."
"The first car I bought was a Ford. I didn't know much about cars, and it seemed sensible to buy American. Now I know better!"
"Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I just sits."
"If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough."
"There's a lot of pressure, and it's a job, but I still enjoy it. I love cars. I love racing."
"It is amazing how may drivers there are who do not seem to realize that the modern automobile is capable of turning in either direction."
"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
"Cars aren't necessary. I don't own one."
"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
"I love working on cars. I love the feeling of taking something broken and fixing it."
"People in motion are happier on the whole than people at rest."
"Nothing haunts us like the cars we didn't buy."
"The best car safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop in it."
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"Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers."
"A clean car is a sign of a wasted weekend."
"If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem."
"Tools are like a bad habit, you can never have enough."
