107 result(s) for Funny Mathematical Quotes.
"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!"
"I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he’s plotting something!"
"I'm in shape. Round is a shape!"
"You know you’re a math nerd when you have to tell people that 'it’s just a phase' while waving your calculator at them."
"Mathematics is the second most interesting subject; the first is math."
"Mathematics: the only subject that counts."
"Math: the only place where people buy 60 watermelons and nobody wonders why."
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"Math is the only subject that can be made interesting by removing the numbers."
"What’s the official animal of Pi day? The Pi-thon!"
"In mathematics, you don’t use your hands. You can use your calculator, instead."
"Math + Humor = Funnier Than You Think."
"Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots."
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fractions' difference!"
"If you think math is hard, try being a math teacher!"
"Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary parts."
"Math is the only subject that can help you count your wins!"
"Don't worry about your math problems; they're just in your head!"
"Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25!"
"Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas."
"The only thing standing between me and my goal is the math problem I can't solve."
"Algebraic symbols are nothing but a shorthand for the language of mathematics."
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"I’m in love with geometry. You could say I’m a polygamist."
"Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it realized it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else."
"Math: The only subject that counts more than just numbers."
"I have a math joke, but it’s too derivative."
"If you think math is hard, try doing it in your head."
"There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!"
"You know you're a math geek when you find the derivative of your coffee consumption."
"Math is like love—a simple idea but it can get complicated."
"The only angle I’m interested in is the right angle."
"In mathematics you don’t understand things. You just get used to them."
"Math is the music of reason."
"A mathematician's notebook is like a little black book filled with unknown potential."
"Calculus is the art of drawing an elephant with a tool more appropriate for ants."
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"Finding a good mathematician is like looking for a needle in a family of haystacks."
"Math is the only field that really counts."
"Never trust a math teacher who uses graph paper. They'll always try to keep you in line."
"Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots!"
"Mathematics is the science of surprise and intuition."
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get this."
"Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else."
"I have a love/hate relationship with math. I love to solve problems, but I hate the questions."
"You’re as sweet as 3.14159."
"Why didn't the two 4's feel bad about their marriage? They were congruent."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. It’s a mathematical fact."
"Math: The only place people buy 60 watermelons and nobody wonders why."
"If parallel lines intersect, then the world is made of cheese."
"Calculus is the art of drawing curly lines in the sand."
"In math, a problem doesn’t just go away. It remains a part of your life until you solve it."
"Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems."
"The only angles that I like are the cute ones."
"I’m in love with a math nerd."
"A mathematician is a person who can find 10% of a number without a calculator."
"I loved math because it meant that we could solve everything."
"The only thing certain in mathematics is the doubt of the mathematician."
"Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision."
"Math: The only subject that counts!"
"Mathematics is the only subject that counts."
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."
"Dear Math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems."
"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."
"I have a very strong feeling that the opposite of love is not hate — it’s indifference. Similarly, the opposite of a great mathematician is not a bad mathematician; it’s a mathematician who doesn’t care."
"There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who can’t."
"What’s the official animal of Pi Day? The Pi-thon."
"Without mathematics, there’s nothing you can do. Everything around you is mathematics. Everything around you is numbers."
"Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things."
"Don’t worry if plan A doesn’t work, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet."
"Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!"
"Mathematics isn't a problem; it's a solution."
"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual aberration. You disrupt this state by occurrences which test the validity of your math."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Math is like love; a simple idea but it can get complicated."
"You know you’re a math nerd when you can actually count on your fingers while typing."
"What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!"
"I wish I had a pet algebra, I could then solve its problems!"
"Calculus is like a relationship: You take limits, you find derivatives, and you always have to be aware of your boundaries."
"Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."
"I told my math teacher I was going to make a math joke, but he said no; he has no time for that addition."
"In mathematics, you don’t get a cookie for trying!"
"I was going to be a mathematician, but I figured I would just add things up in life."
"Mathematics is not about numbers, equations, computations, or algorithms: it is about understanding."
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll make an exception."
"Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else."
"Math teachers have too many problems."
"If you think math is hard, try doing it in another language!"
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
"Pi is just a ratio of a circle's diameter to its circumference—not a cosmic joke, but it sure feels like one sometimes."
"Math: The only subject that counts."
"Dear Math, I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems."
"Without geometry, life is pointless."
"I have a great respect for the law, and for the public. But I have a greater respect for math!"
"What do you get when you cross a mathematician with a bad joke? A parable mathematician."
"Why was the obtuse angle so upset? Because it was never right."
"Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated."
"One out of every three Americans is either a math wiz or doesn't have a clue—as with any good math problem, the answer is in the numbers."
"Calculus: The art of giving the convoluted the final derivative."
"A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems."
"How do you stay warm in a cold room? Go to the corner, because it's always 90 degrees."
"Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-visions!"
"Math is the only subject that counts, but you’ll rarely find people counting on it for their jokes."
"The only angle I know is acute."
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital."
"Algebra: where you solve for 'x' and then your heart just isn't in it anymore."
"Math is like sex; it’s a problem solved, but you can still end up with the wrong answer."
"I used to hate math, but then I realized they do make sense. They are called variables for a reason."
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