123 result(s) for Funny Conversation Heart Quotes.
"I love you, and I don’t care who knows it."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you."
"I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot!"
"You had me at ‘don’t eat the last piece of pizza.’"
"I’m not saying I’m in love with you, but I’d share my fries with you."
"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
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"With great power comes great responsibility... and great snacks."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, but I’m great at loving you."
"If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple."
"I love you like a squirrel loves nuts."
"You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you."
"Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle."
"If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"I’d say you’re the bomb, but that might make you a terrorist in the eyes of the law."
"You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life."
"You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache."
"We go together like coffee and donuts."
"You're my favorite notification."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
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"If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
"If you were a burger at McDonald's, you’d be the McGorgeous."
"You’re the reason I check my phone every five minutes."
"The heart has its reasons, which reason knows not."
"A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others."
"I told my heart how much I love you, and it got so overwhelmed it shut down!"
"My heart says one thing and my head says another. Why can't they just get along?"
"Love is like the wind—you can’t see it but you can feel it. And sometimes it gives you a cold."
"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"The only thing worse than a broken heart is the one who takes the last piece of pizza."
"If you have a heart, you will have to deal with the pain of a broken one someday."
"Love is sharing your popcorn. Even if you want to eat it all yourself."
"There is nothing holier in this life of ours than the first consciousness of love."
"I’m not sure what makes you swoon, but I promise to love you with all my wit—even if it makes you roll your eyes."
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"Sometimes my heart feels like a blender. I guess that’s what love does!"
"I love you with all my heart… and some of my brain cells, too."
"Love is like an ocean: it goes up and down, but the jellyfish can sting you at any moment!"
"My heart’s like a laundry basket; always full of old love notes and socks that don’t match."
"You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it as long as you promise to take care of it."
"Why is it that when a woman is being flattered, her heart feels like a drum—and when a man is, it’s more like a tambourine?"
"If my heart had a face, it would have heart-shaped glasses on!"
"Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it’s probably crap!"
"My heart is like the stock market; it rises and crashes depending on how you treat it."
"If your heart is like a parking lot, can I at least leave my emotional baggage there?"
"Love is a two-way street resembling a western, with long silences and unexpected gunfights."
"You can put my heart in your pocket, but please don’t forget to take it out once in a while!"
"When you’re in love, every day is like a rollercoaster—but without the safety harness!"
"My heart is forever on a budget—it loves you, but only if you bring snacks."
"I love you so much, I would even share my fries with you!"
"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
"I love you more than a fat kid loves cake."
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy."
"I love you from my head tomatoes."
"A man in love is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
"I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
"Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time."
"I can't believe I found someone who shares my love of cheese!"
"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia."
"A man is said to be successful if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do."
"There is a fine line between a phrase that is funny, heartfelt, and a bit quirky."
"It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever."
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!"
"You had me at 'Hello'."
"I love you to the moon and back - and then some!"
"In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
"My wife and I thought we made a perfect team. Then we met each other’s families."
"The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so."
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"You can’t put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the further you get."
"I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."
"I love you and that’s the beginning and end of everything."
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
"I’m in love with you and all your little things."
"Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day."
"Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."
"I fell in love with you because you loved me when I couldn’t love myself."
"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same."
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used to get me. He said, 'I just pressed send.'"
"Love is being stupid together."
"I’m on the patch right now to stop me from lovin’ you too much."
"When I said 'I love you,' I meant it. I just didn’t mean to say it so soon."
"The only thing worse than a heart is a broken heart. That's why I prefer to keep mine in a box, unbroken and unopened."
"I'm in love with someone who loves me back. It's fantastic, except that they keep saying I’m seeing other hearts."
"I told my heart not to fall for you, but it’s stubborn and lacks listening skills."
"My heart has a mind of its own, and it seems to be on a vacation without me."
"They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but I'm starting to think mine is just really good at finding new hobbies."
"I wish I could put my heart in airplane mode when I'm around you."
"If my heart had a theme song, it would be called ‘Why Do You Hurt Me So?’"
"My heart is like a broken compass, it keeps pointing in different directions and never finds true north."
"Every time I try to listen to my heart, it just tells me to eat cake."
"I told my heart to stop beating for you, but it has no sense of humor."
"Did you hear about the heart that got promoted? It now has a ‘beating’ job!"
"My heart has a personal vendetta against me. It spends all its time trying to make me fall in love and then takes a sabbatical."
"Love is a heart's way of hitting the pause button just when you think you have everything figured out."
"They say you need to follow your heart, but mine keeps leading me to the dessert aisle."
"If my heart had Wi-Fi, I’d probably ignore it too."
"The heart has its reasons, but mine seems to lose the directions often."
"I asked my heart why it beats so fast, and it simply replied, ‘Because you’re looking at them!’"
"Sometimes I think my heart is like a TV remote, always getting stuck on the wrong channel."
"When life gives you lemons, pour some sugar on it until your heart skips a beat."
"My heart is a terrible teacher; it keeps giving me pop quizzes on love and keeps failing me."
"Love is a game, and my heart is the ball that keeps getting kicked around."
"If only my heart had a returns policy, I’d be in much better shape."
"I must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears from my heart!"
"My heart is like a GPS with a mind of its own; it takes me on the most unexpected detours."
"A funny thing happened on the way to my heart; I started laughing at how complicated it is!"
"My love life is like a heart monitor; there are a lot of ups and downs, but ultimately it’s still beating."
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