129 result(s) for Funny Bowling Quotes.
"I’m just here to drink and throw balls. It’s time to roll!"
"Bowling is a sport for people who don’t have the guts to chase the ball."
"Bowling is like golf on steroids; you can drink while you do it!"
"I’m not saying I’m bad at bowling, but my ball just made a new friend – the gutter."
"There are two types of bowlers: those who throw strikes and those who throw spares."
"Why is it called bowling? Because 'hurling heavy spheres at pins' doesn't sound as fun."
"Strike while the iron is hot, but please, don't strike while I’m bowling!"
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"My bowling ball and I have a love-hate relationship; it loves to roll away from me!"
"Bowling: the only place where you can be a hero while wearing shoes that look like a toddler's."
"If we’re not going to hang out, can I at least throw a bowling ball at you?"
"Bowling: The sport where everyone is a winner, unless you count the score."
"I don’t always bowl, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a stylish bowling shirt."
"Some call it bowling; I call it my moonlighting career as a professional ball thrower."
"Bowling is the only sport where you’re encouraged to throw things at your opponent."
"If life is a lane, I’m stuck in the gutter!"
"Pin by pin, we’ll knock them down—unless I’m on the lane."
"Bowlers are like stars; they shine brightest when they strike!"
"The only downside to bowling is having to explain to my ball why it missed the pins again."
"When life gets me down, I roll a ball down the lane to pick myself back up!"
"Bowling: Where you can bring your problems and leave them along with the spare pins."
"Anyone can throw a ball, but it takes skill to look good while doing it!"
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"It's hard to strike a balance when you can't even strike the pins!"
"I bowled a 300 once... in my dreams."
"Just because they called me a 'spare' doesn’t mean I don’t bring my A-game!"
"Bowling is my therapy; they say laughter is the best medicine, but I like to combine both!"
"The secret to a good bowler? A great sense of humor about your gutter balls!"
"Life is like bowling—sometimes you get a strike, sometimes you gutter-ball, but it's how you get back up that counts."
"Bowling is like life. You have to pick the right ball and aim for the right pins."
"I’m really just a bowling ball, I just go where I’m thrown."
"Bowling is a sport where you can get drunk, smoke, and eat nachos the whole time."
"I told my therapist about my bowling addiction. He said it’s a strike against me."
"Bowling: an activity where you can just roll with it."
"There’s no crying in bowling… unless someone steps over the foul line."
"You know you’re a bowler when you use the ‘bowling arm’ as a dance move."
"If you can’t find me, I’ll be at the bowling alley—searching for my lost bowling ball."
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"What’s the best thing about bowling? If you screw up, you can always blame the ball."
"Bowling is the only sport where you can wear a big shirt and still be considered an athlete."
"At the bowling alley, every ball has its day—unless I’m holding it."
"Why do bowlers make bad detectives? They always miss the splits."
"I would explain my bowling technique, but it's complicated. So let’s just say it involves a lot of swearing."
"Did you hear about the guy who rolled a 300? He thought it was an audition for a bowling movie."
"When in doubt, just bowl it out!"
"The secret to bowling: It’s all in your wrist and your ability to ignore the judges."
"Bowling is the only sport where you can drink beer and call it exercise."
"I didn’t choose the bowling life; the bowling life chose me."
"If I throw a ball in the gutter, do I get a free refill?"
"I tried to take a picture while bowling, but I kept striking out."
"I used to think bowling was lame... until I realized I could eat pizza while playing!"
"Bowling: where you can knock down a spare or just knock down a few drinks."
"They say bowling is a mental game. Guess that’s why I never win."
"I only bowl on days that end in 'y'."
"Bowling and stress relief are best friends. Just don’t forget to breathe between rolls!"
"Bowling is the perfect opportunity to get together with your friends and knock down a few pins—or a few drinks."
"I love bowling! I love bowling even more than I love people, and that says a lot."
"Life is like bowling. You get a strike, you get a spare, or you just knock down a few pins and hope for the best."
"I thought I’d never be able to get my life together. But then I started going bowling—now I just need to get my ball together."
"I don't always get strikes, but when I do, I still look good doing it."
"Bowling: It's like golf—without all the walking."
"The secret to bowling is to always remember that it's just like life: you just keep rolling."
"I don’t understand why there are no bowling lanes in Heaven. Because every time we go bowling, I’m one step closer to the afterlife!"
"I bowl like a kid does math; I just write the numbers down and hope for the best!"
"Bowling: where I can make a fool of myself and call it sport."
"Bowling is the only sport where you can drink beer and still be considered an athlete."
"Forget the gym—let’s go bowl. Those balls are heavy, and so are the nachos!"
"The best part about bowling is that even when you don’t win, you still get to eat pizza."
"Bowling is like a marriage: it's all about how you frame it."
"I have a theory that if we keep bowling, the world will be a better place. Because after all, who can stay mad while knocking down pins?"
"Bowling: the only time in life when it’s acceptable to roll a ball down an alley while shouting."
"If at first you don’t succeed, just bowl a few more frames — and then blame your shoes!"
"Bowling is just like life; you might leave a few pins standing, but at least you had fun trying!"
"I’m just here for the bowling and the snacks that come with it."
"That’s the beauty of bowling: you can always get a second chance. If only life was so forgiving!"
"In bowling, just like in life, it’s important to find your own lane."
"I’m not saying I’m a great bowler, but I’m definitely better at it than I am at anything else on a Friday night!"
"Bowling is a way of life. If there aren’t any lanes, what’s the point?"
"Bowling is the only sport where you can be a little tipsy and still be considered a pro."
"Bowling tournaments are just adult playdates with prizes!"
"When life gets hard, just keep rolling. The pins will eventually fall."
"Bowling is a sport that combines the thrill of competition with the joy of the beer belly."
"I'm on the bowling team. We haven't won a game yet, but we’ve lost a lot of weight."
"Bowling: the only time you can throw a ball at an object and not get arrested!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch. And then I go bowling."
"The difference between a good bowler and a great bowler is a great pair of shoes."
"I'd like to see you roll with the bowling ball and throw it down the lane instead of throwing the ball at my pins!"
"Bowling is like a relationship: You can have a good game, but one bad split and it all goes downhill."
"Why do bowlers make great friends? They always lend a hand!"
"The only thing that can change the score of a bowling game is a bad joke."
"I told my bowling ball a joke once. It laughed so hard, it split!"
"If you’re not having fun in bowling, you’re really missing the point of the game!"
"I take my bowling very seriously, but not myself."
"Bowling is a great equalizer: if you’re having a bad day, just step up to the lane and throw a strike or two!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy bowling shoes, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Bowling is a sport where the balls are round, but your games can be square!"
"The secret to bowling is: it’s not about how well you bowl, but how much fun you have doing it!"
"I might take a strike, a spare, or a gutter ball; either way, I’m still having a ball!"
"Bowling: where the only thing quieter than the crowd is your average score."
"Keep calm and bowl on!"
"Behind every great bowler is a great joke!"
"Bowling is not just a game; it's a philosophy. The more you throw, the more you learn."
"A little bowling humor: Why do bowlers make terrible drivers? They always leave too many splits!"
"Bowling is the only place where you can applaud not just a strike but a good attempt!"
"Bowling may not be the most glamorous sport, but it surely is one of the most fun!"
"Life's too short; if you're gonna throw a ball, do it with style and mischief!"
"Bowling: it's a challenge to fit 300 pounds of laughter into 15 pounds of shoes."
"I just threw the ball and forgot to hit the pins. It's like bringing a cake to a party with no frosting."
"If you think bowling is boring, you must be doing it wrong!"
"I went bowling to relax and ended up having a strike of bad luck!"
"I like my spare time to be as productive as my spares in bowling. Non-existent!"
"A bad day bowling is still better than a good day at work."
"Bowling: the only place where you can have a 7-10 split and still enjoy a good time."
"Bowling is a sport where you can really 'strike' it rich in laughter."
"In bowling, as in life: It's not about how many times you strike out but how many times you can roll with it!"
"I can't, I have bowling on Friday night. It's a serious commitment to humor!"
"Bowling is just like life; you need to pick your spare wisely."
"I don't always bowl, but when I do, I prefer to fill my lane with laughter."
"Bowling is the only place I can throw a ball and not get kicked off the team!"
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can bowl a strike!"
"Just like my bowling scores, my jokes are all about the delivery."
"Bowling: where the more you mess up, the funnier it gets!"
"Life is like a bowling ball: sometimes you get a strike, sometimes you don't—and sometimes you just split!"
"The only time I enjoy getting a gutter ball is when I'm with friends!"
"Life is too short to take bowling seriously."
"Bowling: it's all about having a ball, literally!"
"In bowling, they say, 'If you can't beat them, join them.' In my case, it's, 'If you can't hit the pins, at least keep them laughing!'"
"Bowling puts the 'fun' in dysfunctional!"
"Every time I bowl, I feel like I am in a sitcom!"
"Bowling: where the only strikes I want are the ones in my game, not in my life!"
"Bowling may not solve all my problems, but it keeps my laughter in check."
"The pins are like life: sometimes you knock them down, sometimes they stand strong."
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