112 result(s) for Friends Quotes.
"Could I be more...?"
"It's like all my life everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!'"
"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!"
"I'm not great at advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"You could not be any more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful."
"We don't know how long we're gonna be on this planet, so we gotta enjoy every sandwich."
"Is it possible that I'm not as attractive as I think I am?"
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"Fine! Judge all you want, but... married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, Livin' in a box!"
"When I first meet somebody, it's usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating."
"How come the men I want never want me?"
"You can't just pick two random people and call them parents."
"Just because she went to Yale, doesn't mean she's not street-smart."
"If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face."
"I wish I could, but I don't want to."
"It's like the end of an era. Like the end of the Soviet Union."
"You threw my sandwich away? MY SANDWICH?"
"You're my lobster."
"Could I BE more excited?"
"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!"
"Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!"
"We were not on a break!"
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"Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven..."
"Oh. My. God!"
"We don't know how long we're going to be on this planet, so we might as well enjoy every sandwich."
"Gum would be perfection."
"It's like all of my life has been leading to this one moment!"
"He's her lobster!"
"It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!"
"Could we BE more white trash?"
"Is it me or does this have the essence of like, dill or oregano?"
"I KNOW!"
"It tastes like feet!"
"But they don't know that we know they know we know."
"She's your lobster."
"I wanna quit the gym!"
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"You're over me? When were you under me?"
"Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it."
"It's like all my life everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!' Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat!"
"If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you."
"I am not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection."
"Ah, humor based on my pain. *We* like that."
"I'm curvy and I like it!"
"See? He's her lobster."
"Ross, back me up here!"
"Hey, you guys all know I'm not happy about this, right?"
"Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"
"I have to live with a boy!"
"I don't even have a pla."
"This is all a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion."
"I say more dumb things before 9 am than most people say all day."
"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Could I be wearing any more clothes?"
"It's like all my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!' Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat!"
"Seven! Seven! Seven!"
"Pivot!"
"You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?"
"I'm breezy!"
"How many cameras are on you?"
"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"
"I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Joey doesn't share food!"
"If she wanted to go to Paris, she should have gone to Paris!"
"It's like you're always stuck in second gear."
"I am not good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"I'm fine! Just go!"
"If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer."
"I'm not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Could I be more sorry?"
"Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You’re gonna love it."
"It's like all my life everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe!' Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat!"
"They don’t know that we know they know we know."
"He’s her lobster."
"Joey doesn’t share food!"
"I wish I could, but I don’t want to."
"It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."
"Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you?"
"I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Pivot. Pivot! PIVOT!"
"Oh. My. God."
"How you doin'?"
"We don’t know how to quit you, Andy!"
"I’m breezy!"
"I knew something was up when you said that you were taking a ‘nap’ and you didn’t invite me to join you on your nap."
"Paper. Snow. A ghost!"
"I got off the plane."
"If I were in prison, I'd suck."
"Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!"
"How you doin’?"
"I'm full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I'll regret it."
"We were on a break!"
"I’ll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour."
"The one where they all define their dreams."
"See? He’s her lobster."
"You’re over me? When were you... under me?"
"We don’t need to talk about the past. You made a choice, and now I have to live with it."
"This is all a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter."
"I am definitely a 'Moo Point' kind of girl."
"You have to stop the Q-tips when it reaches your brain."
"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
"Just because you’re on a break doesn’t mean you’re not still in a relationship."
"It’s like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream."
"I mean, I’m just saying, it’s a good time to be a single guy."
"I can’t believe I’m going to marry a guy who’s so into sandwiches."
"It’s not that complicated. I’m just very good at pretending to be a grown-up."
"You know, you could just say it. 'I love you. I want to be with you.' It’s that simple."
"Every time I try to think of a good answer, I can’t—it’s like a bad movie."
"They don’t know that we’re great friends, and that we are just having really scary fun!"
"We’re not just friends. We’re family."
"When someone asks you to do something, you do it…and pray they don’t find out you lied."
"The only thing I want to do is keep moving forward—that’s the best thing to do."
"You’re my best friend. You always will be."
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