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"I have always felt that laughter was the most elevated expression of suffering."
"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old."
"Humor is tragedy plus time."
"The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow."
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."
"Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease."
"Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
"Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you enough chance to love you well."
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"We are here on earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don't know."
"When I eventually die, I will have roses growing out of my eyes; that is my punishment for having seen all the beauty of life."
"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."
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"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
"Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is."
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
