122 result(s) for Crazy Quotes.
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
"I have often said that the lure of flying is the lure of trying to save a broken man."
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
"You can't fix stupid."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
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"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
"You can't believe everything you hear, but you can believe it all when you hear it from me."
"The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open."
"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone."
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"
"I’m not insane. I’m just a little unwell."
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
"Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of mankind, but only a select few, maybe, can see that they are not mad."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder why I’m not in jail. Then I look at the evidence and go to sleep."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
"Sanity is a madness put to good use."
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
"I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it."
"Life is nothing if you're not obsessed."
"We’re all mad here."
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."
"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
"We are all mad here."
"Madness is the exception in individuals but the rule in groups."
"I have nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion."
"The crazy ones are the most creative."
"I think everybody is just a little bit crazy."
"It’s only crazy until you do it. Then it’s just you."
"To be sane in a mad time is bad for the brain, to be mad in a mad time is genius."
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"I tried being normal once. Worst five minutes of my life."
"Some of the most creative people are often considered to be crazy by those who are not."
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty."
"Crazy people are like weeds; they can grow in the strangest places."
"You're not a mess, you're a feeling person in a messy world."
"The real genius is in the tips of our fingers and the imagination of our minds."
"Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness."
"There's a fine line between stupid and clever."
"I don't suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it."
"You have to be a little crazy to keep you from going insane."
"Crazy is a term that often defines why you stand out instead of blending in."
"We're all a little weird. And when we find those people whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness."
"You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you."
"I think you’re mad to be a scientist. I think you’re insane. So I think you’d probably be good at it."
"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious."
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad."
"I think we’re all crazy. Only some of us hide it better than others."
"If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up."
"Well, it's a process of reassembly rather than a process of creation. Just like you keep navigating human madness."
"I think my biggest fear is being 'normal.'"
"Insanity is doing the same thing in the same way and expecting different results."
"You know you’re crazy when you have to think before you say something funny."
"You have to be a little crazy to do great things."
"I’m not weird. I’m just limited edition."
"Crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy."
"The best way to predict the future is to create it, and that’s as crazy as it gets."
"I refuse to be embarrassed by who I am and how I feel. I refuse to conform to what others think is normal."
"I always felt that I had to prove my sanity to them."
"A society that has lost its ability to embrace madness is doomed to grow stale."
"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"The greatest ideas are the most insane."
"The madder you are, the better you are at something."
"Madness is the only freedom there is."
"Crazy may be an illusion, like normal."
"I think I changed my perspective about the world. It made everything seem surreal and a little mad."
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead."
"I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours."
"You have to be a little bit crazy to be a writer."
"In a mad world, only the mad are sane."
"Sometimes I think I've become too sane for my own good."
"You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it."
"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy. Because they know what it feels like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that."
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
"Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence is so much greater than the average person."
"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly."
"The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around."
"The madness of the whole world is even more neutral than you think."
"There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
"I’m not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship."
"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you any different."
"What if I told you insane was working 50 hours a week in some office for 50 years at the end of which you are given a gold watch and a medal?"
"If you're never called crazy, you may not be doing something right."
"One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood."
"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."
"Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."
"Every man is a creative man; it’s just that some of us are more creative than others."
"We'll never be rid of the unhinged side of ourselves; it’s just part of being human."
"Sometimes the only way to deal with the mad world is to jump into the craziness and dance with it."
"I think the most powerful of all delusions is the government itself, which is absolutely insane."
"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all."
"I am absolutely hating you at the moment because you’re normal and I’m not!"
"I think the best way to take a drink is to keep a large blackout on your mind."
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
"There is no virus; there are only idiots."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"I have nothing to declare except my genius."
"I am only human, although I regret it."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."
"Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results."
"I can't tell you if genius is hereditary, because heaven has granted me no offspring."
"When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become president. Now I'm beginning to believe it."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"If you can’t convince them, confuse them."
"I’m just a regular guy with a regular job. I don’t want to be a millionaire. I want to be an idiot."
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
"I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?"
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
"I've learned that if you take all your wins and losses, and throw them into the sea, you will find they don’t add up to much."
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
"The easiest way to stay out of trouble is to stay home."
"I discover that later the first attempt was pure stupidity."
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