25 result(s) for Age And Insults Quotes.
"To me, fair friend, you never can be old, For as you were when first your eye I eyed, Such seems your beauty still."
"The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
"You are only young once, but you can be immature indefinitely."
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time."
"Old age is an insult."
"Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are."
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"Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have every last centimeter chiseled, lifted, injected, peeled, resurfaced, and possibly relocated until they have to shoot me in dark glasses at the reunion."
"By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."
"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything."
"I find it very difficult to think of an instance where I've actively tried to be cruel. I'm usually nicer to people than they deserve."
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
"Few people die of old age."
"A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it."
"To avoid growing old, learn something new every day."
"I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do."
"As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do."
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"You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work."
"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty."
"He who is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money."
"I always avoid prophesying beforehand, because it is a much better policy to prophesy after the event has already taken place."
