25 result(s) for Chuck Norris Death Quotes.
"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life."
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."
"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits."
"Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."
"Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves."
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"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live."
"Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down."
"Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain."
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and he got it."
"Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer."
"Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding."
"When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room."
"Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories."
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."
"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own."
"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move."
"Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone."
"Chuck Norris can make a Weeping Angel cry."
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying."
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"If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris is suing Microsoft for using his name without permission in Windows. They said it was just a coincidence, but Chuck Norris doesn't believe in "coincidences.""
"In an average living room there are 1,242 objects that could be used to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris can kill you with all of them."
"According to the Maya calendar, the world will end in 2012. According to Chuck Norris, the world will end when he says it will end."
