25 result(s) for Funny And World Wide Known Quotes.
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I have always wanted to be somebody, but I realize now I should have been more specific."
"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else."
"I'm not sure what the question is, but the answer is definitely donuts."
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"The problem with having an open mind, of course, is that people will try to put things in it."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
"I used to think the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this."
"Children should be taught that morally, legally and politically, they have a remedy."
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists."
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"I intend to live forever, or die trying."
"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
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"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
"If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day."
"I can resist everything except temptation."
