100 result(s) for Funny Math Quotes.
"Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things."
"I’m not a genius. I’m just a hard-working guy. But I've been a mathlete since Elementary School."
"I have a math problem. I can’t stop adding to my problems."
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
"To me, mathematics is more about the stories and characters than the numbers themselves."
"In mathematics, you don’t get to look at the answer; you just have to know it."
"Why was the obtuse angle so sad? Because it was never right."
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"Math is the only place where people buy 60 watermelons and nobody wonders why."
"Math is like trying to find your way out of a maze using only a pencil."
"Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. The rest of the time, you're just in the math book."
"Algebraic puns are the first sine of madness."
"Math is like a language. It can easily be misread and misunderstood."
"A math book is full of problems."
"Math is not a problem; it's an adventure."
"I used to think math was a subject until I realized it's a lifestyle."
"Life is all about math. You can choose to subtract the negative or add to the positive."
"Math is the only subject that has no relevance to life, just once I got kicked out of my parents’ house for not calculating correctly."
"I have to be a mathematician because I can’t count on my friends."
"Math is like love—a special case of a problem."
"Why was the equal sign so humble? Because he knew he wasn't less than or greater than anyone else."
"Why was the obtuse angle always so frustrated? Because it was never right."
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"You have a problem with math? It’s not an angle, it’s you."
"Math: The only subject that gets you ready for a world of making change!"
"I’ll do algebra, I’ll do calculus, but graphing is where I draw the line!"
"There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can’t."
"Algebra: The only place where a guy buys 60 watermelons and nobody wonders why."
"The only thing worse than a math problem is a math error."
"I should have known better. I’m a math teacher and I know how to handle integers."
"Finding a good man is like finding a number with no denominator."
"Math is like a pizza: no one enjoys the left overs."
"What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!"
"Math: The art of problem-solving."
"Geometry is just a phase we’re going through."
"If you're as smart as a mathematician, you'll solve your problems quickly!"
"The only angle I know is the obtuse one."
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"Why did the fraction go to the gym? To become a whole number!"
"Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else."
"I’m in a love/hate relationship with math. I love math; it hates me."
"Algebra is the only place where a girl can buy 15 watermelons and nobody wonders why."
"Why shouldn’t you fight with a math book? It’s full of problems."
"Finding a math teacher is like finding gold in the haystack."
"Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision."
"Math is the only subject that counts."
"The only thing I learned in math class is that I can’t even."
"Math has too many problems, and I have too few solutions."
"Math puns are the first sine of madness."
"So, dad, did you really plan on being a math teacher your whole life? I mean, it’s not a mean math-skill."
"Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? Because it had more cents!"
"On a scale of one to ten, I’m a math nerd."
"Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot."
"How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corner, because it’s always 90 degrees."
"Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."
"Math can be a real challenge, as you often need to draw the line at some point."
"If parallel lines meet at infinity, they should at least have coffee together."
"Math may not teach us how to add love or how to minus hate, but it gives us hope that every problem has a solution."
"The future of math is in their hands—or at least their calculators!"
"You’re as sweet as 3.14159."
"I’m not a math genius, but I know how to divide my attention."
"The only thing that’s certain in life is that 2+2=4, unless you’re a mathematician."
"I have a math test tomorrow, but I’m totally summing my worries away."
"The wider the gap between the plain truth and the bitter fact, the more you have to think geometrically."
"Why was the obtuse angle so upset? Because it was never right."
"Dear Math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems."
"I hate math, but I love counting my blessings."
"Sine me up for some math jokes!"
"Pi is not a number, it is a way of life."
"Math may not teach us how to add love or minus hate, but it gives us hope that every problem has a solution."
"Math: The only subject with a negative attitude."
"Finding the right angle can be acute,"
"Every day is a math day when you have time to calculate how much you can procrastinate!"
"Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!"
"A mathematician can be regarded as a creator of. The goal of mathematics is to understand the world we live in."
"Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater."
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity, especially when it comes to math!"
"Math: The only subject that counts."
"I have a math test tomorrow, but I'm too busy to study. I'm going to integrate my time instead."
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."
"Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else."
"There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."
"I’m not a mathematician, I’m just really good at math."
"Without geometry, life is pointless."
"Math may not teach me how to add love or subtract hate, but it gives me a chance to divide my happiness."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine."
"Math is the only subject that is constantly criticized, yet it’s still very important for life."
"Dear Math, I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems."
"Math: The only place people buy 60 watermelons and nobody wonders why."
"I hate math, but I love counting my money."
"Finding a math book in my classroom is easier than finding a needle in a haystack—especially when the haystack is on fire."
"Mathematics is the music of reason."
"Math: The art of solving problems you never knew you had."
"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."
"What’s the official animal of Pi Day? The Pi-thon!"
"Math is like love; a simple idea but it can get complicated."
"Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots."
"Math teachers have too many problems."
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital."
"Math is the backbone of all other subjects. If you can’t count, you can’t ‘count’ on anything else."
"Mathematics is not about numbers, equations, or algorithms: it is about understanding."
"If you think math is hard, try doing it without a calculator!"
"Mathematics is the only subject that makes people cry, but it also makes them realize that they can think."
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