131 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Clowns.
"I've always had a fear of clowns. But I think that's normal. What's not normal is that I'm an adult afraid of clowns. I'll get over it one day, but until then, I'm just going to keep my distance."
"What’s the difference between a clown and a superhero? A clown makes you laugh, and a superhero changes the world."
"Clowns are like my dogs. They give me unconditional love and a sense of joy. Problem is, they don't listen as well."
"I don’t trust the clown, I don’t trust the upside-downs."
"The difference between a clown and an idiot is in the makeup. The clown has a day job."
"I like a clown, but I don’t want to smell like one."
"A clown is like a trial lawyer—they both paint big red noses, but one gets laughter and the other gets cash."
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"If you can’t laugh at the clown, you have to be careful about looking in the mirror."
"The only thing scarier than a clown? A clown without a sense of humor."
"A clown is a poet, lurking in nooks and crannies, where he can laugh out loud at himself."
"Whenever I see a clown, it makes me think: life is too short to be serious."
"A clown can throw you a pie and make you laugh; a lawyer can throw you a bill and make you cry."
"I started as a clown and ended up as an artist. The two are very close."
"I asked a clown once if he was scared of anything. He said, 'Just the guy selling popcorn.'"
"The secrets of clowning are only for those who dare to trust their instincts and sprinkle a little silly."
"Clowns are the only people who can pull off a rainbow wig and not be judged for it!"
"All I wanted was to be a clown. And one day I woke up and realized I already was one."
"A clown's success depends mostly on his ability to play, not to juggle."
"Sometimes I feel like I'm living under a red nose and oversized shoes."
"When in doubt, just add more clowns!"
"Clowning is an art form where the only failure is being taken too seriously."
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"Every time I see a clown, I think about how much fun his life must be, unless he's stuck in a traffic jam."
"Clowns are like the comedians of the circus; they make the dark moments lighter."
"I’ve heard someone say all the world’s a stage, but it seems more like a circus these days."
"Clowns teach us how to laugh at ourselves, even when we’re the punchline."
"Why don’t clowns use math? Because they always get lost in their own punchlines!"
"A clown sees everything from a different perspective—especially when they fall down!"
"The only thing worse than being a clown is not being a clown!"
"Clowns are like a family. Sometimes you love them, sometimes you want to slap them!"
"I'm not a clown, I'm a performer. But I did just slip on a banana peel."
"A clown’s job is to make you laugh, even if it means making a fool out of themselves!"
"I don’t have a phobia of clowns; I have a phobia of boring parties."
"Why did the clown break up with his girlfriend? She found him too funny!"
"Every time I try to be funny, I look like a clown that forgot his makeup."
"The best part of being a clown is that no one takes you seriously!"
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"A clown’s comedy is a serious business—serious fun!"
"Do you know why clowns make great friends? Because they always clown around and keep it fun!"
"Clowns are people who make others laugh, even when they are sad themselves."
"Without clowns, smiles would not be the same!"
"I used to be afraid of clowns, but now I just see them as misunderstood comedians."
"There's always a clown in every group—sometimes it’s the one who thinks he’s serious!"
"Clowns are the only ones who can slip on a banana peel and make it look graceful!"
"Why did the clown go to school? To improve his acting skills, of course!"
"Clowns make the world a better place by bringing laughter into every corner."
"Clowns make me happy because they show us that laughter is the best makeup!"
"You know you’re at a great party when the clown is the life of it!"
"Being a clown means your laughter is contagious!"
"Every time I see a clown, I remember that life is meant to be fun!"
"Clowns may seem silly, but they have a point—life’s too short to be serious all the time!"
"Nothing brightens my day like a well-placed clown!"
"If you can keep a straight face while watching a clown, congratulations—you're a tough crowd!"
"Behind every clown’s smile is a story worth laughing about!"
"A good clown will make you laugh, but a great clown will make you think while laughing!"
"A crowd without a clown is like a joke without a punchline!"
"Clowns are like a big group of people, just dressed in funny clothes and acting out through life. There's nothing wrong with that."
"I used to hate clowns, but now I think they're funny. Look at their hair! They look like they've been stuck in a windstorm."
"The only thing a clown needs is a good reason to laugh, because he is the laugh in the world."
"Clowns can get away with anything. They can walk on stage and mess up a line and everybody laughs."
"I always found it interesting how a clown makes a sad face—by turning it upside down."
"I never thought I'd be a clown when I grew up, but here we are. Laughing at life's peculiar turns."
"Clowns are just people with serious issues trying to brighten their lives."
"The unseen but vivid presence of a clown makes life silly in a very good way."
"Being a clown is more than just wearing a funny nose or funny clothes. It takes talent, charisma, and a heart full of whimsy."
"I’m not afraid of clowns; I’m afraid of what they might be hiding under all that makeup."
"A clown is like a poet... they bring out the deepest truths in the silliest ways."
"The world is a stage, and I just want to be the clown that brings laughs to the audience."
"Who can deny that clowns rule the realm of joy and laughter? Their antics say it all."
"Laughing at a clown is laughter directed at your own silliness. Everyone is a clown inside."
"Just like clowns, we all wear masks. The difference is how we choose to juggle our roles."
"Clowns are the greatest expression of human joy, silliness, and the absurd."
"For every sad clown, there’s a joyous moment that makes us smile."
"I think everyone has a little bit of clown in them; it’s the laughter that brings us together."
"The expression of a clown is a language all its own; it speaks to the heart."
"Life is too serious. We need more clowns in our lives to remind us to smile and laugh."
"You can’t be a true clown without owning your absurdities and laughing with the crowd."
"Clowns are the best because they remind us that beneath every serious face there's a little humor inside."
"Sometimes I think every tragedy in life is best expressed as a clown act."
"In a world full of seriousness, be the clown with the biggest smile."
"Clowns bring forth laughter in the most unexpected situations, reminding us of the joy of living."
"Why don’t you ever see a clown in a courtroom? Because they always get the giggles."
"A clown is like an aspirin, only he works twice as fast."
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde (applied to clowns)"
"Life is a carnival, and I’m just a clown riding in my own parade."
"Clowns are the musicians of laughter."
"Behind every great clown, there’s a sad story and a lot of makeup."
"If you don't laugh at the clown, the clown will cease to exist."
"Clowns are good for one thing: creating chaos with a smile."
"I’ve never seen a clown laugh – they’re always the ones making us laugh!"
"Life is a circus, and we are all clowns."
"A clown can get away with just about anything."
"Clowns: because life's too serious to be taken seriously."
"Clowns are the misunderstood geniuses of the entertainment world."
"If you don’t see a clown, you are the clown."
"Every clown has a story, but most are too busy juggling to tell it."
"In a world full of serious faces, be a clown!"
"A day without laughter is a day wasted, and clowns know how to supply that laughter."
"People don’t remember what you said, they remember how you made them laugh, especially if you’re a clown."
"Behind the paint and wigs, clowns reflect the absurdity of life."
"To be a clown is to embrace the chaos of life with a jester's heart."
"Laughter is the paint that colors the world, and clowns hold the brush."
"The sad clown is the happiest of all; his tears are the laughter of others."
"Clowns may make you smile, but they also teach you to dance with your shadows."
"Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling funny!"
"Be a clown; spread joy in a world that sometimes forgets to smile."
"A clown's job is to bring the heart of happiness to those who have forgotten how to feel."
"I used to bring my kids to the circus, now I just take them to the dentist."
"A clown is like an aspirin, only he’s a lot cheaper and you can eat him."
"Clowns are the peacocks of the circus."
"Behind every great clown, there’s a great deal of makeup."
"I don't trust clowns. They're always hiding something under those big shoes."
"If you think clowns are scary, you haven’t met my ex."
"Some people can’t understand how a clown can be funny when he’s not saying a word."
"I thought I was going to be a clown, but they told me I was too serious."
"The only thing worse than a clown is a sad clown."
"Clowns should be treated as the serious people they are—because the joke’s always on us."
"There’s something overwhelmingly funny about a clown on a unicycle. Inevitably, they will fall."
"The world is a circus, and I’m the only clown who forgot his makeup."
"Clowns are the original hipsters—they were doing the whole ‘ironic’ thing before it was cool."
"I was going to run away and join the circus, but I couldn’t find my clown shoes."
"Real clowns don’t wear makeup—they wear tears."
"Behind every funny clown, there’s a serious person wondering why they don’t have a real job."
"Clowning is like jazz, you have to improvise your way through the fun!"
"Every day is an opportunity to be a better clown than yesterday. Just add more pie!"
"Why did the clown break up with his partner? There just wasn’t any ‘funny’ between them anymore."
"Life is a circus, and I’m the clown who forgot the punchline."
"In a world filled with serious problems, we need more clowns—and less circus animals."
"Clowns are just the universe’s way of reminding us to smile, even when it hurts."
"I love clowns. They remind me that laughter is the best medicine, right after real medicine."
"I don’t want to be a clown today. I want to be a serious person with a big red nose!"
"When in doubt, add more clowns. They are guaranteed to make things interesting!"
"Why did the clown go to school? To improve his 'funny' communications skills!"
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