121 result(s) for Funny Quotes For 40 Year Olds.
"I'm not 40, I'm $39.95 plus tax."
"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age."
"If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself."
"I can’t believe I’m actually 40. I still feel like I’m 21. But my knees feel like they’re 90!"
"The only thing that a 40-year-old needs is a good nap."
"I’m 40 — I may not be able to run as fast, but I can still outrun my mistakes!"
"You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years of experience."
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"When you turn 40, you can’t be a skinny little thing anymore. You’ve got to be a little thicker to handle life’s crap."
"At 40, I've learned how to accept the things I cannot change, but I still demand a refund from the hair dye!"
"You know you're getting old when the music you grew up with is classified as 'classic.'"
"At 40, everything comes into focus. It's just too late to see it without glasses."
"Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!"
"At 40, I finally found my true calling. I’m a professional napper!"
"Life begins at 40...but so do the wrinkles!"
"Being 40 is like being a classic car: you might be old, but you’re still worth a lot!"
"Four decades of experience and I still don’t know what I’m doing!"
"Turning 40 is like turning 30, but with a few more aches and pains."
"The first 40 years of your life are just practice for your second act."
"At 40, I've come to the realization that all my friends are just as clueless as I am!"
"I'm not old; I'm a classic!"
"The older I get, the more I realize that age is just a number. And I refuse to let my friends count!"
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"I'm 40 and still a work in progress. Isn't that what life is all about?"
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese."
"At 40, your back goes out more than you do."
"The only thing I’ve learned in my 40s is that I’m going to die young at a very old age."
"You know you’re 40 when you can’t remember where you put your glasses, but you can remember where you put your knee braces."
"At 40, you finally get your head together, but your body starts falling apart."
"Life begins at 40. But so do the bad habits!"
"I can’t believe I’m 40. It’s like yesterday I was 30 and now I’m not!"
"Turning 40 means you’re no longer at a quarter-life crisis, but you might be at a mid-life crisis!"
"At 40, you have a great sense of humor. At least that’s what you tell yourself when the kids leave the room."
"Forty is the age when you can finally afford to be that crazy aunt or uncle."
"Life is like a roll of toilet paper. You’re only as old as the last square — and I’m only 40 squares away from the end!"
"The best part about being 40 is that you’ve already survived the awkward years!"
"Forty is when you finally learn how to say no to things you don’t want to do."
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"Being 40 is just like being 20, but with more back pain!"
"You can’t turn 40 without a little gray hair, but you can paint it any color you want!"
"Welcome to your 40s, where the mantra is, 'No pain, no gain... unless it’s a nap!'"
"When you’re 40, every birthday feels like another reminder of how far you’ve come – and how much further you want to go!"
"At 40, you realize there’s a fine line between being youthful and acting like a child."
"Don't worry, 40 is the new 30... twice."
"In your 40s, you’re at the perfect age to start using the phrase 'back in my day'!"
"Forty is all about doing more 'adulting'... right before you go to the party!"
"Going from 30 to 40 is like going from a sports car to a reliable family sedan."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. And I just turned 40!"
"At 40, my favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch!"
"Just like a fine wine, I’m getting better with age — but I really hope I don't turn into vinegar!"
"Once you hit 40, you start taking a lot more breaks – career-wise and snack-wise!"
"The key to staying young is to lie about your age!"
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"You're only as old as you feel, which means I’m just about in my twenties."
"At 40, your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio with a glass of wine."
"Forty is when you finally get your head together but your body starts falling apart."
"Life begins at 40—everything else is just youth."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"Turning 40 is like getting a speeding ticket: you think you're moving so slowly through life, but all of a sudden, you're being pulled over."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"Forty is the age at which we have to choose between two evils: being an old fool or being a young fool."
"Let’s make a deal: When you turn 40, I’ll turn 39."
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever."
"You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your driver's license."
"The first 40 years of your life are just practice. For the next 40."
"I have reached the age where if someone tells me to 'act my age', I just brush it off."
"By the time you’re 40, if you still don’t have a job you love, you should start looking for one that pays well."
"The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet."
"At 40, I’ve finally figured out how to make a nice cocktail without spilling it on myself."
"Age is simply the number of years that the world has been enjoying you. Cheers!"
"At 40, you realize that you are responsible for your own happiness, and ice cream is your best friend."
"If you don't like the way you age, then change your perspective—it’s all in your head."
"Turning 40 just means you're no longer too young to be called 'mature' but still too young to be called 'old.'"
"At 40, your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Forty is the age when you have to choose between your future and your past."
"I can't believe I’m 40. I still feel like I'm in my 30s. I mean, what was your last birthday like? Wasn’t it like a couple months ago?"
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers to 40!"
"Turning 40 is like a bad haircut. You know it’s going to grow out, and it will be okay."
"Don't worry, I can't remember my forties either."
"They say that life begins at 40. So I'm still waiting!"
"At 40, I've learned that I still have much to learn. Mostly how to laugh it off."
"The first 40 years of your life are just practice for your next 40."
"At 40, you start to think about the future. Instead of when you were younger, and just thought about the next party!"
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
"Welcome to 40! May your midlife crises be less dramatic than the midlife crises of your friends."
"If 40 is the new 30, what is the new 40? It must be 50."
"At 40, I still don't know what I'm going to be when I grow up!"
"You know you've hit the big 4-0 when your back goes out more than you do."
"Aging is mandatory; growing up is optional. Cheers to 40!"
"At 40, the only thing getting lit are the candles on the birthday cake."
"Life after 40 is just leveling up in the game of life!"
"40 isn’t old if you’re a tree!"
"At 40, you still have time to change your mind but don’t worry about changes. Almost everything looks good at this age!"
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!"
"The older we get, the wiser we become. Unless you’re 40—which is a free pass to make all the bad jokes!"
"I didn’t think my 40s would feel like this. Where's my cake?"
"At 40, your secrets are safe with your friends. They can’t remember them either."
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"I'm 40, but I still feel like I'm 25. But with a bad back."
"Forty is the new thirty. Well, that’s what I keep telling myself."
"The older I get, the better I was."
"At 40, your body gives you a list of issues you didn’t know you had!"
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"When you’re 40, every time you bend over, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there."
"You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old."
"At age 40, you’re allowed to switch from 'getting in shape' to 'getting in better shape.'"
"I can’t believe I’m 40! Where did the time go? Oh right... it went to the gym!"
"Life begins at 40—well, maybe 41 or 42, but definitely not 39."
"40 is the age when you finally get your head together—then your body starts falling apart!"
"Just remember, you’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years of experience!"
"At 40, you’ve seen it all. In fact, you may have even forgotten it all!"
"Turning 40? Just consider yourself a classic. You’re rare and becoming more valuable!"
"They say that life begins at 40. I finally feel alive every time I look at my bills!"
"I always thought I’d be a great old person. But I’m already old at 40!"
"At 40, exercise often means a brisk walk to the fridge."
"Remember, 40 is just your 20s with a little more sense and a lot more naps."
"Sometimes you just have to laugh at the fact that you're 40…and can't remember where you parked the car."
"At 40, you start justifying your late-night snacks as 'celebrating your years of wisdom.'"
"I turned 40 last week, and I'm still trying to figure out where I left my youth."
"You know you’re 40 when you can’t tell the difference between a forward roll and a rollover."
"At 40, your mind is like a web browser. Too many tabs open, and you can't recall what you were doing."
"Forty is just a number, and I'm just a kid whose been around for a while!"
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