125 result(s) for South Park Quotes.
"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"
"You know, I've never seen a kid with as much determination as you."
"Silly? No, I meant 'that's dumb.'"
"It's all about the money, money, money."
"I can't believe I just said that. I think I need to take a shower."
"When you look at a situation, you’ve got to stand back and say, 'Is this really happening?'"
"You gotta speak your mind, or you're not living."
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"They killed Kenny! You bastards!"
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders."
"I'm going to be sick!"
"Life's a garden, dig it!"
"I love going to the park! There’s no rules!"
"You can’t put a band-aid on a bullet wound."
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!"
"Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it’s not there."
"Stupid is as stupid does."
"I don't want to play with you anymore."
"It's a small world after all."
"Whatever, I do what I want."
"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything."
"Everything I do is because I hate myself."
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"I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I actually feel sorry for you."
"There's a time and a place for everything, but not now!"
"There’s a fine line between crazy and genius."
"C'mon, you know you want to! Just do it on the floor!"
"You can’t always go with your gut."
"We’re not going to take it anymore!"
"Screw you guys, I’m going home."
"It’s not about how you feel, it’s about how you look."
"I don't care what people say. I'm not going to let it ruin my day."
"I've got a feeling that I'm going to be famous."
"You can’t just sit there and go numb. You have to take action!"
"I'm not your buddy, friend!"
"You know, if you just look at it from the right angle, it's not really a big deal."
"It’s not a conspiracy, it’s just how industrials go."
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"I thought we were friends!"
"I can't believe you killed my mom!"
"I'll be at my house, eating chips."
"I am a big fan of the environment."
"You know what I like? Sex."
"I’m not a blamer, I’m a doer!"
"You guys, this is really bad! We can't have a dance-off!"
"I hate people who aren't like me."
"We are going to Canada and we are going to end this war!"
"You know that I’m right!"
"Dude, seriously, you don't have to take it so seriously!"
"It’s not about what you say, it’s about what you do."
"M'kay, who wants to go to the mall?"
"You know what happens when you get out of the kitchen, you just get burned!"
"It's time to stop being polite and start getting real!"
"Sometimes you just have to put your foot down."
"I don't care what you think, I love you!"
"You know, I’m not in the business of making friends. I’m in the business of making money."
"I'm not a bad guy. I'm just drawn that way."
"You can’t just push a button and expect things to change!"
"It's been my experience that you can nearly always enjoy things if you make up your mind firmly that you will."
"I'm going to do what I want, and you can’t stop me!"
"I learned something today. Sometimes you've got to be willing to put the past behind you and start fresh."
"I'm not a monster, I'm just a small child!"
"You know what, I feel really bad for you, but I really don't care."
"Aw, hell, now, I broke my thing!"
"There's no reason that we can't all just get along."
"You bastards! You made me look bad!"
"Sometimes you just gotta take a leap of faith."
"Respect my authoritah!"
"I love you guys. I love you guys!"
"Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right!"
"This is why we can't have nice things."
"The best path is always forward!"
"That's not what I said! I said I'd punch you in the face!"
"Well, I’ll be a monkey's uncle!"
"I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me!"
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get."
"If you want to be successful, you need to be a little weird."
"I’m not fat, I’m big-boned."
"You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"I am not going to die. I refuse to die!"
"It's all about me, me, me!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"The problem is that there's not enough food in the world."
"I can’t believe you guys fell for that! You're all idiots!"
"I learned something today."
"I don't care what you think! I'm going to do what I want!"
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"You have no idea what I’ve been through. You’ve never been a kid!"
"This is my house and I'm the king! I'm the king of my own house!"
"It's not about what you look like, it's about who you are inside."
"You know what they say: once you go black, you get a restraining order."
"What would Brian Boitano do?"
"You can’t go wrong with a good science project!"
"I’m not saying I’m the best; I’m just saying everyone else is horrible."
"Sometimes, you just have to put your foot down!"
"You know, I really hate it when people say they want to change the world."
"A lot of good things happened to me as a kid, but they were all just luck."
"My head hurts, I need a beer."
"Just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right."
"I think the most important thing in life is to have fun."
"Life’s a journey, and that journey is a quest for truth."
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
"You know, I have always been a huge fan of the Global Warming movie."
"I’m not fat; I’m big-boned!"
"It’s not about the size of your house; it’s about how many turkeys you can fit in your house."
"You must unlearn what you have learned."
"If you don’t want to be yourself, then you’re just being stupid."
"There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college."
"Respect my authority!"
"I learned something today. That’s a big step for me."
"Screw you guys, I’m going home!"
"I’m going to do what I want!"
"I don't know what's wrong with you guys, but I'm going to find out."
"The problem is that there are too many ‘crazy white people’ in the world!"
"You know, kids, I think we just learned a valuable lesson about friendship and what it means to be a friend."
"There's nothing wrong with being a little gay!"
"I don't want to play with you anymore!"
"I’ve got a feeling in my gut. And it’s usually right!"
"You can’t put a price on a good time!"
"What did you learn in school today, Stan? That no matter how hard you try, you can never be totally good."
"If you're not first, you're last!"
"Never underestimate the power of a child!"
"I am not a dirty gnome!"
"Sometimes when you love someone, it can hurt."
"I can't help who I am!"
"I think I’m going to win this contest!"
"It’s hard to be a kid these days."
"You got to be aware of the consequences of your actions!"
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