67 result(s) for Will Rogers Quotes.
"Common sense is not a common thing."
"If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging."
"The problem is not that people are ignorant; it's that they know so much that isn't so."
"The only way to learn a language is to associate with those who speak it."
"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple: Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."
"The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office."
"You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way."
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"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
"I never met a man I didn't like."
"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."
"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in."
"Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is."
"The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office."
"An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."
"The United States never lost a war or won a conference."
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket."
"There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
"Even if you’re the best of the lot, there’s no end to where you can go in this world."
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"The problem is not returning the horse to the barn after you have finished using it, but getting it in the barn to begin with."
"History has demonstrated that all winners will someday be surpassed by someone new."
"People who can laugh at themselves will never cease to be amused."
"The roads of life are frequently littered with dust from the clever plans of the intelligent."
"Why borrow trouble when you can create a new challenge?"
"Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it."
"When you find yourself in a hole, reach for a shovel and start digging a ladder."
"Worrying about the future will never help us overcome the problems of today."
"Honesty is the best policy when you get caught."
"If you have an argument with your boss, the best thing to do is take the decision to the court and see how it turns out."
"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
"The problem with political jokes is they get elected."
"Common sense ain't common."
"Always drink upstream from the herd."
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"The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other."
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like."
"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
"Don't let yesterday use up too much of today."
"The best way out of a difficulty is through it."
"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people."
"Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke."
"I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do."
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
"Don't let yesterday take up too much of today."
"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging."
"The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you."
"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."
"Letting the cat out of the bag is a lot easier than putting it back in."
"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
"There are three kinds of men: The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket."
"The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the President?'"
"Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it."
"When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging."
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it."
"People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing."
"I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat."
"Go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is."
"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."
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