104 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Sweatshirts.
"I am not lazy, I am on energy-saving mode."
"I'm just here to avoid friends on Facebook."
"I put the 'Pro' in procrastination."
"Messy bun and getting stuff done."
"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
"I might be wrong, but I doubt it."
"Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it."
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"Not all who wander are lost; some are just looking for coffee."
"My computer screen is brighter than my future."
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"Let's be real: I was never really in shape. Shape is a thing, and I am not it."
"I can’t keep calm because I’m a teacher."
"I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"I'm just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a cupcake."
"If you think I'm crazy, you should meet my other half."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
"I'm here to avoid friends on Facebook."
"Procrastinate now, and don’t put it off."
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"I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me ads for tropical vacations."
"My brain has too many tabs open."
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye."
"I would lose weight, but I hate losing."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"Sometimes I wish I had a different life. Like, a Kardashian or something."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Monday."
"I'm so glad we had this time together, just to have a laugh or sing a song."
"I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that."
"I'm not aging, I'm marinating."
"I’m just a hot mess, and I’m okay with that."
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"Sipping a coffee, skipping the drama."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."
"I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days."
"When nothing goes right, go left."
"I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a special mission to see if my furniture is where I left it."
"If you think I’m crazy, you should see my sister!"
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!"
"I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."
"I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and it froze."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."
"A clean house is a sign of a broken computer."
"I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday."
"I only work out on days that end with 'y'."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me."
"Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they're dealing with."
"Snooze button, you are my best friend."
"If we weren't meant to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?"
"The only thing standing between me and my goals is the willingness to hit snooze."
"I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
"I don't need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"Sweatpants are all that fit me right now."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"Procrastinate now, don’t put it off."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"I'm wearing black because it’s a happy color."
"I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
"I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"If I were a vegetable, I’d be a ‘cabbage’ because I look good being lazy."
"If only my wallet was as full as my fridge."
"I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time."
"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks."
"My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do."
"I’m so glad we had this time together, just to laugh and joke and sing a song."
"I've got a good heart but this mouth..."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode."
"Sweatpants are all that fits me right now."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"I’m having a bad day, don’t bother me!"
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
"I can’t adult today, please don’t make me."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"If you’re going to be late, go big or go home!"
"I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook."
"Procrastibaking: the art of making cookies instead of doing anything productive."
"I need six months of vacation, twice a year."
"I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter."
"Running late is my cardio."
"Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"If you think I’m a mess now, you should’ve seen me when I was sober."
"Saturdays are for binge-watching."
"I'm on the patch right now for Netflix addiction."
"I wake up every morning at 9 AM. My alarm is set to 'nope'."
"This is my 'I want to be left alone' sweatshirt."
"I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"Coffee: because adulting is hard!"
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers."
"Maybe I’m not really lazy; I’m just on my own pace."
"I’m so glad we have this time together, because I’m sure I’m about to say something really stupid."
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