129 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Marines.
"The Marine Corps is a brotherhood; we take care of our own, even if sometimes our own is a little stupid."
"It’s not that we’re so smart, it’s just that we stay with problems longer."
"The only difference between a Marine and a puppy is that a puppy eventually grows up."
"When in doubt, call in the Marines. They will destroy the evidence."
"Marines: Making it happen, even when we have no idea what the heck we're doing."
"If the Marines wanted you to have a wife, they would have issued you one."
"Marines are like a coffee: strong, bold, and always ready to take on the world."
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"You know you’re a Marine when you start thinking of the gym as the most important battle."
"Marine Corps: The only place where your mother is referred to as 'ma'am'."
"The Marines have landed, and we now have the teenagers at bay."
"A Marine’s motto: It's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission."
"The only thing tougher than a Marine is a Marine's mom."
"Marine Corps: The few, the proud, the crazy."
"Marines: Because not all superheroes wear capes, some wear dog tags."
"The Marine Corps: where every day is an adventure, and so is every meal."
"Behind every successful Marine is a surprised civilian."
"A Marine can do anything in a pair of combat boots, including work the drive-thru."
"Why did the Marine cross the road? To get to the other side, and make sure it’s secured."
"If it wasn’t for the Marines, we’d have to make our own coffee."
"What do you call a Marine with an attitude? Shifting gears."
"Semper Fi and Fu(k it!"
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"In the Marine Corps, everything is a competition—a competition to see who is most ridiculous."
"The Marines' version of 'Onward Christian Soldiers' is probably 'Onward, absurdly confident warriors.'"
"Marines never die; they just fade away into a new training cycle."
"Marines have a shortage of secrets; they just can’t keep 'em straight."
"As a Marine, I didn’t want to be the best; I just didn’t want to be caught second best."
"The Marine Corps is not a social club. It’s a lifestyle. And if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen."
"Only a Marine can take the mountain of paperwork and fill it with the blood, sweat, and tears of his own stupidity."
"The Marines: the only people who are smart enough to know they're stupid."
"How do you know if a Marine is at your party? Don’t worry, he’ll tell you!"
"There’s only one thing men and women do better than Marines—being funny when the laugh is on them!"
"God created man, but only the Marine Corps created a man that could fly through the air with the greatest of ease!"
"Marines make things happen. In the process, they make things funny, too!"
"If the Marines are called in, you’ll know it—because they’ll be the ones laughing the loudest amidst the chaos."
"You know what they say, Marines: it’s not the years, it’s the mileage. And we sure have a lot of miles!"
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"The Marine Corps is where you can no longer afford to mingle. You got to be tough and funny to survive!"
"What’s the difference between a cat and a Marine? One has nine lives, the other is just good at cheating death!"
"Marines are like bears, they have a lot of fur, a lot of attitude, and they’re both funny when they wake up grumpy!"
"Old Marines never die; they just fade away… and tell increasingly tall tales!"
"If at first you do not succeed, blame it on the Marines—you will get a laugh!"
"Marines have a unique way of making every situation a punchline—whether intended or not!"
"Leadership in the Marines is like comedy; timing is everything!"
"In a crisis, Marines are the first to laugh and the last to lose their cool."
"Marine Corps training: the only place where being too serious is considered a crime!"
"Marines: they might break the rules, but they always break into laughter!"
"If humor is the best medicine, Marines are the best doctors!"
"You know you’re a Marine when dark humor becomes your coping mechanism!"
"Marines are like comedians; they know how to make the audience cry…and sometimes roar with laughter!"
"The funny thing about Marines? They're as serious as a heart attack but can laugh like a kid!"
"Marines have a motto: Always forward, towards glory—and a good laugh!"
"Taking life too seriously? Never heard of it in the Marine Corps!"
"A Marine walks into a bar and says, 'I’m here for a serious drink… just kidding!' "
"The Marines are a close-knit group, but everyone knows the only thing they really take seriously is their coffee."
"A Marine is a Marine, but a Marine who brings snacks to the team is an even better Marine."
"What do you call a Marine with an MBA? A mess sergeant."
"If the Marine Corps wanted you to have a wife, they would have issued you one."
"I love the Marine Corps because of its motto: 'We will leave no one behind.' But that doesn't apply to snacks."
"Marines are trained to overcome adversity. Like when your buddy eats the last piece of pizza."
"Why don't Marines play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they have training on how to find everything!"
"The Marine Corps: where everyone is bored, but some are simply better at pretending to be busy."
"Marines: The few, the proud, and the hungry."
"Why did the Marine bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!"
"Marines don’t do push-ups, they push the Earth down!"
"I thought I was tough until I met a Marine who shattered my toughest act with a smile."
"You can tell a Marine to do anything, but sometimes they take 'making do' just a little too far!"
"What do you call a Marine without a job? A tourist!"
"Why did the Marine cross the road? To get to the mess hall on the other side!"
"Marines can ask for anything—except luxury. That's reserved for the rich!"
"You can always recognize a Marine... They're the ones doing this—'wait, where’s the coffee?'"
"Being a Marine is like being a superhero with fewer costumes and less flying."
"A Marine’s motto: 'We don’t sweat, we shine!'"
"The reason Marines are tough is they eat nails for breakfast—after they find the breakfast in the first place."
"Marines: the only people who can face adversity and call it ‘Thursday’."
"Why is a Marine’s favorite exercise running? Because they can run away from doing more push-ups!"
"If it weren't for the Marines, who would remind us to laugh at ourselves on boot camp day?"
"Why do Marines have such thick manuals? Because they need an instruction booklet for everything but having fun!"
"What do you get when you cross a Marine and a potato? A spud who can do 100 push-ups!"
"The Marine Corps is like a marriage. You can't get out of it easily."
"Marines: Because not all heroes wear capes."
"I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and a Marine in a room together."
"Marines are like software updates. Always in your face, but you know you need them."
"A Marine is a member of the military class of a nation. Just look at the shine on their shoes."
"The Marines aren’t just a part of the military; they’re the military's best-kept secret."
"It's hard to be humble when you're a Marine!"
"The Marine Corps: where you get a minimum of five hugs a day, whether you want them or not."
"The only thing longer than a Marine's boot camp is the line at the coffee shop on Monday morning."
"I was a Marine, but there is no such thing as an ex-Marine. You’ll always be a Marine; you just might not be as fun anymore!"
"Being a Marine is a mindset. You can leave the Corps, but you'll always have the Marine inside you."
"Marines don’t do yoga. They just make life bend to their will."
"The only thing a Marine fears is not being able to find their coffee."
"Just because you’re a Marine, doesn’t mean you can’t have a sense of humor. It just means you’re funnier than everyone else."
"How do you know if someone is a Marine? Don’t worry; they’ll tell you!"
"Why do Marines wear camo? So they can hide better when they're avoiding responsibility!"
"A Marine’s idea of a balanced diet is a can of MREs in each hand."
"To be a Marine is to be a part of a unique blend of talent: superior ability in combat and an unparalleled skill in eating pizza."
"What’s the best way to offend a Marine? Call them a soldier!"
"Marines are like a good joke: they keep you laughing, but you better respect them."
"If at first, you don’t succeed, change the mission. That's what Marines do!"
"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your Marine!"
"It’s funny how Marines can turn a simple trip to the grocery store into a tactical operation."
"Why did the Marine join the band? He wanted to learn to march to his own beat!"
"Marines might follow orders, but they will also find a way to get it done their way—all with a smile."
"The hardest part about being a Marine? Watching everyone else have fun while you do push-ups."
"The Marine Corps is like a hard-nosed father; it gives you nothing for free, but the things it gives you are things you'll never forget."
"In the Marines, you can be anything you want to be, except lazy."
"The Marine Corps is a life of doing the impossible. That’s how you end up with crazy stories and a permanent supply of ‘hold my beer’ moments."
"Marines don’t do push-ups; they push the earth down."
"You can tell the size of a man by the size of the things that bother him. Unless you’re a Marine, then everything is small potatoes."
"A Marine is someone who takes on a job requiring dedication, courage, and often a sense of humor, like trying to explain to civilians what 'hurry up and wait' really means."
"The Marines have landed and the situation is well in hand. Because it’s hard to let go of the hand of a good friend."
"Marine Corps: The only place where ‘let’s roll’ means something entirely different than what it does in every action movie."
"Why do Marines carry a pencil? So they can draw their weapons!"
"Marine: A part-time job that becomes a full-time laugh because you have to find humor in the insanity."
"You know you're a Marine when your idea of a fun weekend involves a hundred-mile hike and not too much sleep."
"The Marine Corps: Pushing you beyond your limits so far that your limits start to question their existence."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure – a common thought among Marines who enjoy a good ‘high-speed, low-drag’ moment."
"Marines: Making ‘hurry up and wait’ an art form since 1775."
"Being a Marine means you write checks your body can’t cash, and then you have to laugh about it later."
"Behind every successful Marine is a trail of unfinished projects."
"Why are Marine jokes so short? So they can reach the end without losing their attention."
"Marines have a motto: 'Semper Fi' – always faithful, except during a really good sleep!"
"You can’t scare a Marine! But they’ll definitely scare you back with their enthusiasm for crazy ideas."
"The only thing more reliable than a Marine’s rifle is their sense of humor. You just never know when it'll strike!"
"Marines never get lost; they just take the scenic route to another adventure."
"The proudest moment for many Marines? When they finally locate their missing sock in the laundry!"
"A Marine’s best friend? Humor! Without it, they’d have to deal with the seriousness of their job all the time."
"The best part of being a Marine? The jokes – we’re always in the line of fire with laughter."
"You can’t spell ‘Marine’ without ‘me’, ‘are’, and ‘in’ – a reminder that we do it all together!"
"A Marine’s greatest weapon: Humor! Because no mission is serious enough if you can’t laugh about it later."
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