113 result(s) for Irish Drink Quotes.
"There’s a Gaelic phrase that goes, ‘A drop of drink is a good friend.’"
"The first time I had a Guinness I was a small boy. I can remember that first taste forever."
"Irish whiskey is a smooth and sweet spirit that puts you in a good mood."
"You’ll never plow a field by turning it over in your mind."
"In whiskey there is health, in health there is wisdom, in wisdom there is wealth, and in wealth there is happiness."
"May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future."
"Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and a easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one!"
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"To drink is human; to imbibe is divine."
"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way."
"A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure."
"There are only two kinds of people in the world, the Irish and those who wish they were."
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
"In Ireland, the food is terrible but the drink is good."
"The best beer in the world is the one you’re holding right now."
"The English are a nation of beer drinkers; the Irish are a nation of drinkers of everything."
"Good friends, good whiskey, and good times."
"May the wind be at your back and the sun upon your face."
"Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord."
"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
"They say that money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy whiskey, and that's pretty close."
"A man with a flat head cannot find a place to drink now."
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"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"There are no strangers here; only friends you haven’t yet met."
"May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out."
"A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have."
"In wine, there is wisdom; in beer, there is freedom; in water there is bacteria."
"Irish whiskey is the best in the world, but it doesn't get the recognition it deserves!"
"The first sip of whiskey is like a wet kiss from a beautiful woman."
"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another drink."
"Drinking is a way of showing you love your friends."
"There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get that."
"The best method for the increase of human happiness is the increase of human drinking."
"A pint of ale is a meal for a king."
"There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who love whiskey and those who don’t know what good whiskey is."
"Whiskey: the most beautiful word in the English language."
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"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall."
"Here’s to our friends, the ones we have and the ones we haven’t met yet."
"God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world."
"It is better to sleep in a chamber than to drink out of a bottle."
"A man’s mind is a connection between his heart and his belly."
"The drink is like a beautiful woman; if you take it too quickly, the pleasure will end."
"To drink is to love; to drink without sparing is to die."
"If you ever go to Dublin, let it be two weeks after you die."
"I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the trash."
"There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven't yet met."
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
"I drink to make other people interesting."
"A pint of a good lager is always a good idea."
"There's no such thing as a bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others."
"They say money can't buy happiness. But it can buy whiskey, and that's close enough."
"I've never met a drink that I didn't like."
"The craic was mighty!"
"May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong."
"To drink is to make a toast to life."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy whiskey, and that's kind of the same thing."
"A bar is just a room with a liquor license."
"A good drink brings good conversation and good company."
"Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable."
"Friends and beer are the best therapists."
"Life is too short to drink bad wine."
"There are only two kinds of people in the world: Irish, and those who wish they were."
"To us, we are all individuals, but when we drink, we are all family."
"A good drink will warm the heart and lift the spirits."
"May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live."
"The best beer is where friends gather."
"I drink to drown my sorrows, but my sorrows have learned to swim."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"It's a good drink that puts a man in a good mood."
"There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others."
"In wine, there's truth. In whiskey, there's strength."
"The best beer is in the belly of a man who drinks it."
"May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint!"
"A pint of ale is a pint of health!"
"I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it."
"Whiskey: the most famous of the spirits."
"Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord. And it makes you miss."
"The man who drinks whiskey thinks he will die but he won't."
"A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk."
"The chief function of a major is to shoot down enemy aircraft, and the chief function of a captain is to drink beer."
"A bug without a drink is a puzzle without a solution."
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"You can't make everyone happy. You aren't a pint of Guinness."
"Give me a woman who loves beer, and I will conquer the world."
"An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth."
"The best way to enjoy your whiskey is with a good friend beside you."
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."
"I drink to forget I drink."
"There’s a lot of ruin in a nation as long as there’s whiskey in the land."
"My drink is the Green Isle of Erin."
"A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink."
"In heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here."
"You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning."
"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for."
"Beer, if drunk in moderation, promotes health and longevity."
"When I am in the mood for nothing, I am always in the mood for a pint."
"There’s no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others."
"A pint of stout makes a man stout."
"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his signature but whether he honors his word."
"May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face."
"Where there’s life, there’s hope; and where there’s hope, there’s beer."
"If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, then you’re lucky enough."
"There are only two things in life, but I can’t remember what they are."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that's kind of the same thing."
"There is no situation so bad that a couple of glasses of good whiskey won't make it better."
"To get to heaven, you have to be Irish."
"An Irishman’s heart is always in his home."
"A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"Laughter is brightest where food is."
"May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
"Whiskey is liquid sunshine."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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