125 result(s) for Red Green Quotes.
"I’m not a handyman; I’m a handy man!"
"You can’t be too careful in this world. But if you are too careful, you won’t get anywhere."
"The only difference between a man and a boy is the price of their toys."
"I am not a lawyer. I am just a guy with a hammer."
"How can you do it wrong when you do it your way?"
"Remember, it’s not how you start, it’s how you finish. And if you don’t finish, you didn’t start!"
"It’s amazing how much you can accomplish when you don’t care who gets the credit."
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"The best tool in your garage is a friend."
"Success is not just about what you accomplish in your life; it’s about what you inspire others to do."
"Life is a series of adjustments. So is a pine tree!"
"You know, sometimes all you need in life is a little duct tape and a great sense of humor."
"Sometimes you need to reevaluate your priorities, or at least the order in which you’re going to build that shed."
"If it goes wrong, it’ll be a great story for next time."
"You’re just one great idea away from being a genius."
"Doing the best you can with what you have is a great place to start."
"Build it with love and a bit of creativity, not just screws and nails."
"Why fix it if you can build something new from it?"
"Anything worth doing is worth doing with a friend."
"You can fix anything with a little imagination and some elbow grease."
"Innovation is just a fancy word for doing it my way."
"I’m not the best at fixing things, but I’m great at making them interesting!"
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"Life’s too short to use a project that’s only halfway finished."
"If you never take the first step, you’ll never find out what’s possible."
"The only limit to what you can create is your own imagination."
"I'm not a quitter. I just know when to move on to something else."
"I believe in a number of things, but really, belief in duct tape is like faith in a flat tire."
"That's the beauty of being a man. You can do anything, even if you don't have to."
"You know, there's nothing as fulfilling as making light of heavy things."
"Men after all are just boys with bigger toys."
"The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing."
"Never leave a man behind unless he is too lazy to help himself."
"I'm not a pessimist; I'm an optimist's worst nightmare."
"Every house needs a manly touch, preferably while standing on a ladder."
"To fix a problem, sometimes you have to make it worse first."
"There's no problem a little duct tape can't fix, except maybe that one problem of there not being enough duct tape."
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"When in doubt, use duct tape. When in trouble, use duct tape. When in life, you use duct tape."
"All men are created equal, but some are born with tools in their hands."
"The only difference between a man and a boy is the price of his toys."
"A man can never have too many tools, or too many excuses for not using them."
"If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you haven’t used enough duct tape."
"You don't have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps."
"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes you have to fix things with duct tape."
"The only time a man is in trouble is when he doesn’t know what’s wrong."
"You know you’re a real man if you can take a nap in front of your friends."
"What’s life without a few scars?"
"A man’s mind is like a steel trap. It’s closed until it springs open."
"Boys will be boys, and boys will fix things with duct tape."
"To every problem, there is a solution; and when that fails, there’s always duct tape."
"If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."
"I’m a man. But I’m not just any man. I’m a man who spends 90% of his time in the garage."
"Don’t forget the mother of invention is necessity. The father is laziness."
"If it ain't broke, you're not trying hard enough."
"We may not be the best at what we do, but we’re the best at what we do badly."
"We don’t always know where we’re going, but we know we’re not going anywhere if we don’t start."
"It’s not the size of the tool, it’s how you use it."
"I didn't say it was a good idea, I just said it was an idea."
"Remember, 'if at first you don't succeed, redefine success.'"
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy duct tape. And that's kind of the same thing."
"If you think you’re too old to make mistakes, you’re wrong."
"A bad plan is better than no plan at all."
"The road to success is always under construction."
"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right."
"Sometimes you just have to appear to be doing something."
"If you can't fix it with duct tape, you haven't used enough duct tape."
"It's never too late to be what you might have been."
"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."
"You can’t hit a home run unless you take a swing."
"There's no problem that can't be solved with a little duct tape."
"God gave men both a brain and a penis, but unfortunately not enough blood to use both at the same time."
"It's always better to be right than to be wrong. Unless you're a guy. Then it's better to be wrong and funny."
"Every problem is a gift. Without problems, we would not grow."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me... I’ll laugh at you."
"If the woman is not happy, nobody's happy."
"There’s no problem you can’t fix with duct tape."
"I’m a man. I can tell you what a man is. A man is a big boy who plays with tools."
"When all else fails, look in the manual."
"If you can’t fix it, don’t worry; just call it a feature."
"I think you should be prepared for a bit of a mess when you're doing something as manly as building a cabin."
"You know, women have a different standard of beauty. For them, it’s about how you look in a swimsuit. For us, it’s about how you look in the express lane at the grocery store."
"A clean house is a sign that your husband is doing the dishes."
"If you can’t make it at home, make it at the shop."
"The only way to get something done right is to do it yourself — or find someone else to do it."
"You can’t take the hills with you when you go."
"I always start my day off right. I always make my coffee before I start my day. That way, I can enjoy it while I’m having my breakfast."
"If you think you are a man, think again. If you know you’re a man, think twice!"
"As long as it works, there is nothing wrong with it."
"There are two kinds of people in this world: those who see things through one way and those who have duct tape."
"There is nothing like learning to do it on your own with a little assistance from your buddy!"
"Happiness is like a hot bath; if you don’t take one regularly, you’ll get sore."
"You’ve probably heard the saying 'If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.' Well, I’d like to propose a new one: 'If it ain’t broke, put duct tape on it anyway.'"
"There’s no problem too big that you can’t avoid it forever."
"If it works, it’s not stupid."
"You know you’re a man when you’re willing to risk it all to see how far you can throw a rock."
"At a certain age, you realize that you don’t have to impress anyone anymore. You just have to be yourself — while building your own backyard barbecue."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"If it's not perfect, it's just another project waiting to happen."
"If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
"I’m pulling for you. We’re all in this together."
"If it’s not broken, you’re not trying hard enough."
"Remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off."
"You know what they say: ‘Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.’"
"Stay tuned for the next time I get caught in a trap of my own making."
"I can’t fix it, but I can make it look better."
"You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?"
"A friend in need is a pest."
"Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad."
"Life is not a destination; it’s a journey. So grab the nearest tool and get started!"
"The only thing more dangerous than a wrong decision is a lack of decision."
"If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning."
"If you can’t fix it, you might as well decorate it."
"Success is simply a matter of luck; just ask any failure."
"Now that we’re all on the same wavelength, let’s see what comes out of that."
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
"You can’t be late until you show up."
"Home improvement is a 24-hour job."
"It’s always a good time to build a little character."
"We’re all in this together; we just have to remember which team we’re on."
"If you don’t ask, you won’t get. But if you keep asking, you might annoy someone."
"Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often."
"There’s no problem so complicated it can’t be made worse."
"Sometimes you win; sometimes you lose. Sometimes you’re just stupid."
"Nothing brings people together like a common enemy."
"The best way to get ahead is to get out of your own way."
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