114 result(s) for Funny Ice Cream Quotes.
"Ice cream is the perfect brain food!"
"There’s no problem that ice cream can’t solve."
"I'm just here for the ice cream!"
"The only time I feel like I have a balanced diet is when I have an ice cream in each hand."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Ice cream is the only thing that makes sense in this crazy world."
"There's no wrong way to eat ice cream!"
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"Eat ice cream for breakfast. It’s the only meal that makes any sense."
"You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not ice cream!"
"If you are sad, ice cream will make you happy."
"Ice cream is a feeling – it’s happiness in a bowl."
"When in doubt, eat ice cream."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"If you can’t eat ice cream in your pajamas at midnight, when can you?"
"Sundae Funday!"
"In the end, we’ll all have to accept that ice cream is more important than most things in life."
"Lifesaver Gelato: because sometimes, life just needs to be a little sweeter."
"I’m pretty sure ice cream is just a food group."
"Happiness is a scoop of ice cream."
"The best things in life are sweet, cold, and creamy."
"I’m not a woman who would give up an ice cream cone."
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"Life is too short. Eat dessert first."
"The only thing better than a good friend is a good friend with ice cream."
"I’ve never met an ice cream I didn’t like."
"If there’s no ice cream in heaven, I’m not going."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that’s kinda the same thing."
"Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!"
"Ice cream is the perfect dessert for those who need a little sweetness in their lives."
"I’m in a love affair with ice cream."
"There’s always room for ice cream."
"If you’re afraid of butter, use cream."
"Happiness is holding an ice cream cone in both hands."
"When life hands you lemons, make lemon ice cream."
"You can’t be sad when you’re holding an ice cream cone."
"Ice cream is a form of art you can eat."
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"A balanced diet is an ice cream in each hand."
"To me, ice cream is a vegetable. It's cold, it's sweet, it's full of good stuff!"
"First we eat ice cream, then we do everything else."
"Every day is a good day for ice cream."
"Ice cream is the ultimate comfort food."
"I treat ice cream like a food group."
"The only thing better than vanilla is more vanilla."
"You melt my heart like ice in the sun."
"Ice cream is cheaper than therapy."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch. And, of course, ice cream is involved."
"If you don't like ice cream, I'm sorry. We can't be friends."
"I love you more than ice cream, and that’s saying a lot."
"Ice cream is the perfect dessert; it’s cold, it’s sweet, and it makes everything better."
"All I want is a little bit of love and some ice cream."
"Workout? I thought you said ‘ice cream’!"
"In the summer, ice cream is my favorite meal."
"Life is too short to skip dessert, and by dessert, I mean ice cream."
"I've never met an ice cream I didn't like."
"Ice cream: A delightful remedy to all of life’s little problems."
"The best things in life are sweet, cold, and in a cone."
"Seven days without ice cream makes one weak."
"Nothing says ‘vacation’ like a scoop of your favorite ice cream."
"Ice cream solves everything."
"Good friends, good food, and ice cream: the ingredients for a perfect day."
"Happiness is an ice cream sundae."
"There’s no problem so big that a little ice cream can’t solve."
"Silly boy, ice cream is always a good idea."
"I’m just here for the ice cream."
"Why do we have to grow up? It’s a trap! I just want to eat ice cream!"
"Ice cream is like a hug in a bowl."
"I love ice cream. It’s a great snack in the evening. It’s a great snack any time."
"There’s nothing more beautiful than ice cream."
"Never trust a person who doesn’t like ice cream."
"Ice cream is the perfect dessert. It satisfies every craving."
"Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time."
"A day without ice cream is like a day without sunshine."
"The only thing better than a scoop of ice cream is a second scoop."
"Ice cream: because adulting is hard."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"To me, ice cream is the epitome of happiness."
"If I could be any dessert, I would be ice cream because I want to be loved."
"In the end, we all just want to be happy – and possibly enjoy some ice cream."
"Good friends can make you laugh, but ice cream can make you happy."
"If you’re not going to share your ice cream, then what’s the point?"
"Happiness is a bowl of ice cream."
"If ice cream is wrong, I don't want to be right."
"You can’t buy love, but you can buy ice cream – and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Those who think ice cream is too sweet should try it with hot fudge."
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
"Ice cream melts, but my love for it never will."
"What’s the best way to make you smile? Show me ice cream."
"Some people are ice cream people, and I’m one of them."
"Can you think of anything that makes summer more fabulous than ice cream?"
"I'm not sure if I love ice cream more than life itself, but I would definitely pick it over a salad."
"Ice cream is happiness condensed."
"All you need is love and ice cream."
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"Sometimes I think, 'What is my favorite food?' And then I conclude, ‘Ice cream!’"
"If it's wrong to love ice cream, I don't want to be right!"
"Ice cream is the perfect dessert—there’s no wrong way to enjoy it!"
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that's pretty much the same thing."
"It’s like a party in my mouth, and everyone is invited!"
"I love you like I love ice cream—incredibly and irrationally."
"Ice cream makes everything better!"
"I could be in a committed relationship with ice cream."
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. Preferably ice cream."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for ice cream!"
"Nothing says you’ve made it in life like a scoop of ice cream on top of your slice of cake."
"I don't have a problem with ice cream... I have a problem without it!"
"What’s your favorite flavor? Mine is ice cream!"
"Ice cream is my spirit animal."
"The best things in life are sweet, cold, creamy, and come in a cone."
"Dear ice cream, you complete me."
"If ice cream were a person, we would be best friends."
"Sometimes, I feel like my life is just a never-ending quest for the perfect scoop of ice cream."
"Ice cream is the answer. Who cares what the question is?"
"You can't concentrate on your job if you haven't had a cup of coffee, ice cream, and maybe a little donut!"
"I just want to be in a relationship that’s as sweet as ice cream."
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