25 result(s) for Joe Swanson Quotes.
"Alright!"
"You know what? You're right. I should have gotten the promotion, but I didn't, and I gotta learn to live with that."
"I used to dance all the time before I got shot, but then my legs... they just stopped workin'. So now I just dance with my hands."
"I wanna feel that love, too."
"What the deuce?"
"It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV."
"Giggity."
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"Hey, Peter, look! I can use my arms to move my body across the floor!"
"I almost killed myself. But then I remembered I can't."
"You're under arrest!... Just kidding."
"Alright, this is it! Time to go to work and solve crime!... and also to eat lunch. Boy, solving crime sure makes me hungry."
"Alright, everybody! Nobody move! I repeat, nobody move unless you have to poop, then feel free."
"I'm a cop. I don't have to make sense."
"I did not realize how awesome standing is."
"I'm Joe Swanson and I have never had to be rescued before!"
"This is worse than the time I went to the bank and all of the tellers were black."
"Oh, Peter, I need to ask you something and I need you to be honest. Did you touch my wheelchair?"
"I'm in love with Bonnie, and I want to spend the rest of my life with her."
"It's such a beautiful feeling that I wouldn't wish it on Adolf Hitler, as long as he didn't touch Bonnie."
"This is worse than that time I was hiding in a dumpster and John Travolta threw me a birthday party."
"I've got a wife and kids! I can't just abandon them!"
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"Alright, everybody! We're going to catch this criminal. But first, I need to go to the bathroom... again."
"Let's get this over with."
"I'm the only cop around here who actually does his job."
"Alright it's time to solve crime!"
