47 result(s) for Funny Monday Quotes.
"This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you."
"Monday is a great day for becoming busier than you were on Friday."
"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life."
"I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Fridays."
"If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays."
"Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?"
"I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday."
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"Even the best weeks start with Monday."
"I'm not sure what's worse: Mondays or spiders."
"I survived another meeting that should have been an email."
"It’s only Monday? That sounds like a personal problem."
"May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short."
"Mondays are the start of the work week which are the start of dreams getting accomplished."
"OK, Monday. Let's do this!"
"Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness."
"Good Morning! Here's to a cup of coffee that tastes like liquid gold!"
"May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your goals be attainable this Monday."
"The best part about Monday is that it resets my brain for the week."
"I haven't had this bad of a case of the Mondays since last Monday."
"I’ve put on weight since Monday. It’s my weekend stout."
"There are no miracles on Mondays."
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"I'm always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is beer."
"Dreams are today's answers for tomorrow's questions."
"The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today."
"I'm so glad it is monday, because I'm gonna see all my favorite work buddies!"
"This has been such a Monday! I wish I could go back to Saturday and live it again."
"Monday is a great for becoming invigorated for the week!"
"I hate Mondays, but at least they're a great start to the week!"
"If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays."
"Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks."
"There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays."
"I'm always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is the weekend."
"I've always hated Mondays, the bloody start of the week, especially Mondays consisting of early mornings."
"I survived another Monday. What did I get? - Coffee."
"Okay, Monday. Let's do this!"
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"Candy is nature's way of making up for Mondays."
"Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday, I’m dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you."
"I haven't had this bad of a Monday since last Monday."
"After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F."
"I’m not sure what’s worse – a Monday morning or a Tuesday morning. Actually, I know what’s worse: any morning when I have to get up early."
"Monday is the day that never was."
"My goal is to be completely useless one day a week. And, yes, that day is Monday."
"If Monday had a face, I would punch it."
"I hate Mondays. It's like my brain just can't process the start of a new week."
"Mondays: because everyone deserves a punishment for enjoying the weekend."
"If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs."
"I wonder why Monday is so far away from Friday, and Friday is so nearly Monday?"
