118 result(s) for Witty St. Patrick’s Day Quotes.
"May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the rainbows. May the shamrocks bring you peace and joy."
"I'm not Irish, but I do love a good excuse to drink beer and wear green."
"On St. Patrick's Day, everyone is Irish!"
"If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough."
"St. Patrick’s Day is an enchanted time—a day to begin transforming winter’s dreams into summer’s magic."
"There are only two kinds of people in the world, the Irish and those who wish they were."
"Everyone wants to be Irish on St. Patrick’s Day."
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"I'm just here for the beer."
"To be Irish is to know that in the end, all will be well."
"May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
"A great friend is a treasure. A true friend is a four-leaf clover of great rarity."
"You don’t have to be Irish to appreciate St. Patrick’s Day. Just be ready to wear green and enjoy a drink!"
"Why do we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day? Because it’s a day when we can all talk about being Irish without the rest of the year judging us."
"Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and a easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer and another one!"
"I’ve Irish roots—terrible at dancing, brilliant at drinking!"
"The best way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day is with good friends, laughter, and maybe a little beer!"
"Luck is believing you’re lucky."
"There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get that joke. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"St. Patrick’s Day: A reason to drink beer at 8 am in the morning."
"Dancing with the leprechauns is always appreciated. Just watch out for the rainbow!"
"Why did the leprechaun cross the road? To get to the pot of gold at the end!"
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"Good beer, good friends, good luck – that’s what St. Patrick's Day is all about!"
"May the luck o' the Irish be with ye!"
"There are only two kinds of people in the world: The Irish, and those who wish they were."
"St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time—a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic."
"The Irish: The one people who never walk into a bar and get cards."
"If you're enough lucky to be Irish... you're lucky enough!"
"You don't have to be Irish to celebrate St. Patrick's Day; you just need a thirst for beer!"
"On St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is a little bit Irish!"
"When Irish eyes are smiling, sure, ’tis like the morn in Spring."
"May the shamrock bring you good luck and happiness every day!"
"St. Patrick's Day is the one day that you can wear green and nobody will say a word!"
"The leprechauns made me do it!"
"Irish today, hungover tomorrow!"
"You might be Irish if your last name is a color and you know five versions of the same drinking song."
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"May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong."
"Kiss me, I’m Irish!"
"Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day — and if you're not, just pretend!"
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!"
"A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood."
"There’s no such thing as a bad beer; it’s just that some taste better than others."
"If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with—ideally, in a pub."
"It's not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness."
"Life is too short to drink bad wine. Or beer."
"May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
"I’m not Irish, but my favorite color is green."
"The leprechaun and I are going to party, but I won't be doing any shenanigans without a pint!"
"Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short!"
"May the luck of the Irish be with you!"
"There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met."
"I’m a leprechaun, and I’m on my way to get lucky!"
"At the end of the rainbow, you’ll find a pint of Guinness waiting for you."
"You know you're Irish when you can sneeze in a drunken stupor and still sound eloquent!"
"Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"The Irish don’t need a reason to celebrate. They celebrate life, and every day is an opportunity."
"If you think you’re too small to be effective, you’ve never been in bed with a mosquito."
"Everyone is a little bit Irish on St. Patrick's Day."
"An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth."
"May your glass be ever full, may the roof over your head be always strong, and may you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you’re dead."
"St. Patrick's Day: when the color of your drink is green, and the people who drink it are even greener!"
"There’s no such thing as too much green on St. Patrick’s Day!"
"Go bragh is the motto I always keep close to my heart: 'Ireland forever!'"
"Laughter is brightest where food is."
"St. Patrick’s Day: the only day that it’s accepted to drink like a leprechaun!"
"A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have."
"You don’t have to be Irish to love March 17th!"
"Dance as if no one were watching, sing as if no one were listening, and live every day as if it were your last."
"Today is the feast day of Patrick, who brought us the miracle of beer!"
"May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you."
"There are two kinds of people in the world: The Irish and those who wish they were."
"I'm not Irish, but I do enjoy a good shamrock shake!"
"I’m just here for the beer!"
"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"Saying no to a drink on St. Patrick's Day is like saying no to a hug from a cute puppy."
"There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get that joke."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a pint, and that's pretty close!"
"St. Patrick's Day: the only day you can wear green and claim it as a color choice, not a sign of envy."
"Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover? Because you don’t want to press your luck!"
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious on St. Patrick's Day."
"The leprechaun made me do it!"
"May your troubles be less, your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
"You know you're Irish when you hug your dog and your husband is growling!"
"Eat, drink, and be Irish!"
"Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day!"
"There is no such thing as too much green on St. Patrick’s Day!"
"You know it's time to celebrate when your green beer looks more like a science experiment."
"St. Patrick’s Day: the one day you can get away with acting like you’re 12 years old again."
"Why did the Irishman put a four-leaf clover in his pocket? He wanted to hold onto luck!"
"Always remember to forget the troubles that passed away, but never forget to remember the blessings that come each day."
"If you think that I’m not wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day, you’re in for a shock!"
"May your glass be ever full, may the roof over your head be always strong, and may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you’re dead."
"May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks, and may your heart be as light as a song. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"I'm not Irish, but my coffee is!"
"May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow, and may trouble avoid you wherever you go."
"There are only two kinds of people in the world: The Irish and those who wish they were."
"It's a great day for a Guinness!"
"If you think you're too small to be effective, you've never been in bed with a mosquito."
"The leprechaun may be small, but his cheer is contagious!"
"May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night."
"I'm just here for the beer!"
"Kiss me, I'm Irish!"
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!"
"Dance as if no one were watching, sing as if no one were listening, and live every day as if it were St. Patrick's Day."
"I’m on the patch for the pot of gold, how about you?"
"I wish I had a bottle of whiskey that would last until the end of the rainbow."
"If you can’t make it, fake it. You know, like me celebrating St. Patrick's Day!"
"A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"May you find the end of your rainbow!"
"No one can be unhappy in the middle of a big, green shamrock."
"When in doubt, add more green!"
"May your day be touched by a bit of Irish luck, brightened by a song in your heart, and warmed by the smiles of the people you love."
"Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Because regular rocks are too heavy!"
"Feeling a little green today, and I’m not talking about envy!"
"Leprechauns have families, too; they just can’t tell you about them!"
"Green beer: what could possibly go wrong?"
"St. Patrick's Day: The day where everyone can pretend to be Irish and drink like they are!"
"Wish you were beer! (Especially on St. Paddy's Day)"
"On St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is Irish, even if you can’t spell it!"
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