50 result(s) for Strange Quotes.
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"I canresist anything except temptation."
"I can't explain myself, I'm not myself."
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"I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I have a clean conscience. I haven't used it once."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"I am an acquired taste. Don’t like me? Acquire some taste."
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
"Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese."
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
"I told my computer I needed a break, and it froze!"
"I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship."
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"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Why me?' Then a voice answers, 'Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.'"
"I'm not sure what it is, but I know it when I see it."
"If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments."
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
"I have had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it."
"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
"I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?"
"I like a man who grins when he fights."
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
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"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt."
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
"The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made."
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
"I have nothing to declare except my genius."
"If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
"Everything is dangerous for someone. "
"One wants to be deeply understood, but I do not need to be explained."
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