26 result(s) for Snarky Fortune Cookie Quotes.
"A closed mouth gathers no foot."
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
"You are not the dumbest person in the world. You can always be worse."
"You will find happiness in bed. Or maybe just a nap. Both are good."
"Mistakes are proof that you are trying—not that you are succeeding."
"Your secrets are safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them."
"The future looks bright… unless you’re staring at the sun."
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"You will soon have an interesting experience. It will be called an 'awkward silence'."
"Change is good, but your socks could use a wash."
"The next time you feel like an idiot, just remember, you are only one mistake away from a really good story."
"You will find the love of your life… in the next episode of your favorite show."
"Life isn’t fair, but it’s still the best show in town."
"Today is your day. Just kidding, it’s not. But you can still make it work."
"Good things come to those who wait. So does a lot of bad things. Better hurry."
"You will be surrounded by love… and unwashed dishes."
"Your biggest weakness is your ability to fall asleep during important meetings."
"Expect great things! But don't be surprised when they don't come."
"You have an inflated sense of your own importance. But carry on anyway."
"Trust in yourself. And maybe a little in Google."
"You will not be remembered, but at least you can try to keep things interesting."
"You are a unique individual, just like everyone else."
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"The road to success is always under construction. And full of potholes."
"Your life is your own masterpiece. Just don’t let others see it before you’re done."
"You will achieve greatness… in your dreams."
"Do not take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive."
"You are destined for greatness. But first, get out of bed."
