27 result(s) for Festus Gunsmoke Quotes.
"You know what I like to do? I like to put my hand on a straight poker and see if I can feel it tickle my nose."
"You think you got something in your eye? I thought you were just winking at me."
"I ain't tryin' to be smart, just smart enough to know when I'm bein' treated wrong."
"I never met a hombre that couldn't be persuaded with a little lead."
"Ain’t no sense in wasting a good meal when there’s folks out there who’d be mighty thankful for it."
"You can’t talk your way outta things you’ve behaved your way into."
"Well, ain't that just like good old Doc. Always tryin’ to be the hero."
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"I’m just a simple man, but I ain’t dumb. Just because I talk slow don’t mean I think slow."
"Sometimes it takes a fool to see the truth no one else can."
"I reckon a little common sense goes a long way in this world."
"A fella that don’t know how to ride just ain’t livin' life right."
"You gotta be brave to be a coward in this world."
"Them folks who make the most noise usually got the least to say."
"Life ain’t nothin’ but a series of goodbyes and hellos."
"You get by with a little help from your friends and a whole lotta stubbornness."
"A little ruckus now and then keeps a man sharp."
"Even a cactus blooms if you give it a little love."
"It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog."
"Hope's a good thing, but don't you forget to keep your gun close, too."
"Every dog has his day, but some just have to wait a little longer for it."
"The world’s full of all kinds of odd ducks; you just gotta find the ones that swim your way."
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"If you want something bad enough, sometimes you gotta go lookin’ for it yourself."
"Nothing’s ever truly lost, it’s just waitin’ for the right time to be found again."
"Being a little foolish now and then can be just what the doctor ordered."
"You never know who’ll surprise you when the chips are down."
"There’s nothin’ wrong with a little mischief now and then; it keeps folks on their toes."
"A good friend is worth more than a pocket full of gold."
