25 result(s) for Sarcastic, Rude, And Hilarious Over The Top Quotes.
"I’m not saying I’m better than you, but I’m definitely not worse because I know my place—which is above yours."
"I have enough flaws to be interesting, but I try to keep them to myself because I don’t want to give you ideas."
"You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck thinking."
"I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right. There’s a difference."
"I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you."
"I’m not passive-aggressive. I’m aggressive-aggressive. I just don’t have the energy to hide my contempt."
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"Your opinion is like a toupee—it might cover a bald spot, but it doesn’t fool anyone."
"I’m not rude; I’m just honest in a way that makes you uncomfortable."
"If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best—because my worst is just my sarcasm."
"I’m not a fan of planned parenthood, but I do believe in birth control for some of you."
"You’re like a cloud—when you disappear, it’s a beautiful day."
"I’d call you a tool, but even tools have a purpose."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"Your secrets are safe with me because I don’t listen."
"I’m not lazy; I’m just in energy-saving mode."
"If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong."
"I have a lot of respect for people who can admit they’re wrong—unlike you."
"I’m not bitter; I’m just seasoned."
"You’re the reason we can’t have nice things."
"I’m not saying you’re wrong, but your intelligence is on vacation."
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"Your face is like a book—not very interesting, but still a cover."
"I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one."
"I’d tell you to go to hell, but I think you’re already there."
"I’m not good at advice. Can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?"
