26 result(s) for Sarcastic Quotes About Co-Workers Going Over Your Head.
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
"To err is human, to really foul things up you need a computer."
"I don't always work, but when I do, I prefer to do it at the last possible moment."
"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you."
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
"My boss is like a software update. Whenever I see him, I feel like I should wait for the next one."
"I get by with a little help from my friends; I get ahead with a little help from my colleagues."
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"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Teamwork makes the dream work, but a lack of teamwork makes everything else easier."
"Meetings are where minutes are kept and hours are lost."
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"If I had a dollar for every time I ignored my coworkers, I would be rich."
"I have a mind like a steel trap— rusty and illegal in 37 states."
"You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?"
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"There’s a fine line between a long day at work and a bad day at work."
"I told my boss that three companies were after me, and I needed a raise to stay with the one I had."
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
"I don’t always know what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it well."
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"Work hard in silence, let success be your noise— and your coworkers' eye rolls."
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
"Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday."
"When there's a will, there's a way... unless there's a coworker involved."
"My coworkers are like my family; I can’t wait to go home after spending a day with them."
