25 result(s) for Matchmaker Jokes And Quotes.
"A matchmaker is a person who finds a person for you that you would never have found for yourself."
"Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
"The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that he is too old to do it."
"Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs."
"Matchmaking is the art of finding two people who are equally wrong for everyone else."
"Marriage is the end of love."
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"I am looking for a man who is not a man, but a soul."
"A matchmaker is like a gardener; they plant seeds and hope something beautiful grows, even if they don't know if it's a rose or a weed."
"There is no such thing as a perfect match, only a perfect mismatch."
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides."
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
"The most important thing in a relationship is to be able to laugh together."
"Being single is much better than being in a relationship with the wrong person."
"A matchmaker's job is to find the needle in the haystack, only to find out the needle is actually a toothpick."
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
"The goal of a matchmaker is to find a person who can tolerate your nonsense."
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up and fall in love."
"Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction."
"A matchmaker is someone who sees potential in you that you haven't even seen in yourself yet."
"The best marriages are built on friendship."
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"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
"A matchmaker's greatest fear is a client who actually knows what they want."
"Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do."
"Love is a friendship set to music."
