130 result(s) for Gunsmoke Quotes Featuring Festus.
"You know what they say, the law ain't always right. Sometimes it just has to be."
"I reckon it ain't a big surprise that the people are a little too quick to judge what they don't understand."
"You ain't seen nothin' until you've seen a man run off with a mule!"
"When you get right down to it, a man is just a man, no matter how much he tries to dress it up."
"I ain't exactly what you'd call a city boy. I'm more of a good ol' country hick."
"Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, even if it don’t make a lick of sense."
"There's a lot of folks that just don’t know when to quit."
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"There ain't no sense in borrowin' trouble if you ain't got no use for it."
"You can’t listen to all them fancy folks in town. They don't know a lick about real life."
"If you hold your tongue too long, it might just fall out."
"Life ain't always fair, but you gotta keep on a-truckin'."
"Sometimes, you just gotta stand your ground, even when the wind's blowin' hard."
"I seen a lot of trouble in my days, but you just can't let it get the best of ya."
"People forget real quick that the law is for everyone, not just a chosen few."
"There's more to folks than what meets the eye."
"Every now and then, you gotta shake things up a bit."
"A good horse can take you farther than a bad man ever could."
"Sometimes you just gotta listen to your instincts, even if they lead you to a mess."
"You can't go around thinkin' the worst of everyone."
"A fella's gotta hold his head high, even when the world's tryin' to kick 'em down."
"You ever notice it's the folks with the least to say who make the most noise?"
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"Sometimes the right choice ain't the easy choice."
"A mind is a terrible thing to lose, if ya don't know where ya put it."
"It don't hurt to give folks the benefit of the doubt."
"Every battle's won before it ever gets fought."
"Don't you just love a good mystery? It's like a puzzle that just begs to be solved."
"I ain't no doctor, but I reckon that boy sure got a one-track mind."
"Well, that's a pretty fair interpretation, if I do say so myself."
"I ain't got time to argue with you, I got a job to do!"
"You think you can just ride into Dodge and take what you want?"
"I'm a lawman, and I got a right to do my job!"
"You know what they say, a day without trouble is like a day without coffee."
"Dodge City ain't no place for the faint of heart, that's for sure."
"Now, you listen to me. I may be a slow thinker, but I'm a fast mover!"
"You just got to remember, the law ain't always black and white."
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"A bucket of water ain't gonna solve every problem, but it sure can cool your heels!"
"I'm just a simple country boy trying to keep the peace."
"Life's like a set of dominoes; one falls and they all follow."
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink."
"I always say that there's more than one way to skin a cat, but I'm not too fond of that saying."
"Justice ain't always pretty, but it's necessary."
"Every man needs to stand for something; otherwise, he'll fall for anything."
"Don’t take life too serious; you won’t get out alive!"
"Common sense ain't always common, you know what I mean?"
"Sometimes you've got to get up on your own two feet and just face the world head on."
"Well, ain't that a kick in the pants!"
"Just because you strap on a gun, don’t make you a lawman."
"It's a tough world out there, but I ain't backing down!"
"I may not be fancy, but my heart's in the right place."
"If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a bad day."
"You can count on me to always lend a helping hand."
"A little kindness goes a long way in this world."
"Sometimes a laugh is the best medicine, don’t you agree?"
"You can’t forget mud when you step in it, but you can sure learn to live with it."
"I’m just a simple cowboy trying to make his way in this crazy world."
"You ain't from around here, are ya?"
"It’s a small world, and I’m just trying to find my place in it."
"When it comes to trouble, I always say, bring it on!"
"I've seen a lot in my time, but you take the cake!"
"If you ask me, the best kind of trouble is the kind that involves a good friend."
"You know, sometimes you just gotta roll with the punches."
"There’s a good reason why they call it a wild west!"
"Why'd you go and do a thing like that?"
"Well, look at that! Looks like we’ve got ourselves a real live situation!"
"Every day is a new adventure. You just gotta keep your eyes peeled!"
"I reckon a man’s got to know his own strengths and weaknesses."
"Now, hold on just a minute there!"
"You never know what kind of trouble finds you, so be ready!"
"I ain't scared of no ghost, just don't ask me to prove it."
"The law is the law, no matter how you slice it."
"Partners are like horses; you gotta know when to hold them and when to let 'em go."
"Sometimes you meet the best folks in the worst places."
"You gotta have a little faith in folks; you never know what they might do."
"Well, ain’t that a sight for sore eyes!"
"I do declare, this is a pickle!"
"Ya see, I think we all got a little bit of Festus in us."
"Life’s too short not to enjoy a good pie!"
"I sure do love me some excitement!"
"Well, I ain’t never met a man that didn’t make a mistake. But that don’t mean he’s a bad fellow. He just made a mistake, that’s all."
"You see, I gotta look after my own. It’s a real dog-eat-dog world out there, and I’m just a dog."
"You can't trust an animal that don't talk."
"Ain’t no point in givin’ a man a gun if he don’t know how to use it."
"I seen things in the wild, and I reckon I’d rather not talk about 'em."
"If you ain't got nothin’ to lose, you ain’t got nothin’ to worry about."
"When the law gets in the way, it don’t matter who’s right or wrong."
"There ain’t no trouble a good horse can’t help you outta."
"Women folks have a way of settin' a man straight, whether he wants to or not."
"You gotta be smarter than the critter you’re huntin’ if you want to catch 'em."
"A fellow’s gotta have a fallback plan, 'cause sometimes, things don’t work out the way you thought."
"Well, I’ll tell ya, I don’t never get lost. But I do tend to take the scenic route on occasion."
"Every man has a right to his own opinion, but that don’t make him right."
"You can’t put a price on good sense, unless it’s mine, then it’s worth a pretty penny."
"If you try and fix what ain't broke, you just make it worse."
"I may be simple, but I ain't stupid."
"There’s a fine line between being brave and being downright foolhardy."
"Some folks just don’t appreciate the quiet, I reckon."
"You know what they say, you can’t judge a book by its cover. But that don’t mean you can’t read a few pages."
"Friendship sure is a funny thing. Sometimes you don’t realize how much you need it until it’s gone."
"There’s nothin’ worse than not being able to trust your own shadow."
"It’s a hard world out there, and a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do."
"You can’t put a horse before the cart or you’ll end up in a pile."
"Sometimes, when the stars align right, miracles can happen."
"Every dog has its day, and every man has his moment."
"Well, dog my cats, I'm a gonna be in trouble."
"I ain't never seen nothin' like it!"
"You're lookin' mighty fine, Doc. Must be that new hair tonic."
"I know a thing or two about cattle; you ain't got no cattle."
"It’s the first time I ever seen a bullfrog with a mustache."
"Now wait just a minute, I ain't got no time for your nonsense."
"Ain't that just the way, every time I try to do somethin', I end up in a heap of trouble."
"You can’t fool me; I may not be the brightest, but I ain’t the dimmest either!"
"I ain't goin' to stick my neck out for nobody, unless I have to!"
"I got a mind like a steel trap, rusty and full of holes."
"You just wait until I get my hands on that."
"It's as plain as a pig in a poke."
"Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!"
"I had a rooster that could lay an egg just to prove it could be done."
"Just because I'm in a bad situation don’t mean I can't have fun."
"You could sell a snowball to a polar bear gettin' tired of the cold!"
"Now that ain't what I call a healthy diet!"
"I wouldn’t trust that one as far as I could throw a cow."
"Ain't nothin' like a good cup of coffee to start the day."
"I don't see no urgent needs for a funeral, do you?"
"You better keep your friends close, and your enemies on a long rope."
"You ever heard of a bull that could dance?"
"You don’t need a long rope to hang a short man!"
"Sometimes I think I’m the only one that makes sense around here!"
"Ain't no rest for the weary, especially when trouble's afoot."
"If ignorance is bliss, I'm the happiest man in Dodge."
"That dog won’t hunt, I guarantee ya!"
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