110 result(s) for Funny Quotes For 65th Birthday.
"At least you're not as old as you will be next year!"
"You're 65! You're officially a ‘senior’! Don't worry, we won't tell anyone you still feel 25."
"Turning 65 is like being a fine wine; you only get better with age… or at least that's what we tell ourselves!"
"The secret to staying young is to lie about your age."
"Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a pretty big one!"
"You’re not 65 years old; you’re 18 with 47 years of experience!"
"Don’t worry about your age; you’re still younger than you will be next year!"
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"65 is the new... well, at least it’s new!"
"You’re not old until you can’t remember your own age."
"It took me a long time to get this old!"
"65 looks good on you! It’s almost like you’re wearing it."
"I can’t believe you’re 65—time flies when you’re having fun!"
"You’re not getting older; you’re just becoming a classic!"
"There are three signs of old age: the first is your loss of memory, and I can’t remember the other two."
"Life begins at 40. At 65, you’re just getting warmed up!"
"Old friends are the best friends, but don’t forget to meet new friends at 65!"
"Congratulations on your 65 years – now let’s party like it’s 1999!"
"You’re not old; you’re just retro!"
"At 65, you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart."
"65 is the new 45! Or at least that's what I tell myself every morning."
"It’s your birthday! Celebrate the fact that you survived life in your 60s!"
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"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy 65th!"
"You’re not 65; you’re 18 with 47 years of experience!"
"Don’t count the years, make the years count — especially at 65!"
"65? Just remember, you’re only as old as you feel, which means I'm feeling 25!"
"Aging is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"Welcome to 65 — the one age where you begin to realize hunger isn’t the only thing that’s growing!"
"It took me 65 years to look this good!"
"Life begins at 65, but so do the gray hairs and wrinkles!"
"You’re 65 years young! How does it feel to be so wise?"
"At 65, you’ve reached the age when anger and laughter are known to coalesce perfectly."
"Birthday wishes for you at 65: May you live long enough to enjoy your senior discounts!"
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional, especially at 65!"
"At 65, if you can still eat and drink, you’re doing just fine!"
"Aging gracefully is like driving a car; you must learn to steer around the potholes of life."
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"You’re proof that life begins at 65 because you just keep getting better!"
"Happy 65th Birthday! Your age is now classified as ‘vintage’!"
"65 years of experience, and still not a clue! Happy Birthday!"
"Celebrate your 65th birthday, because who else can claim to be this awesome?"
"65 is just the universe's way of reminding you to have more fun!"
"Don't worry about the wrinkles; they just show where the smiles have been!"
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"At 65, you've reached the age where you have enough money to live comfortably, but not enough to buy a decent pair of shoes."
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
"It's not about how old you are, but how you are old."
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."
"You know you're getting old when the little old lady you helped across the street is your wife."
"65 is a great age. You're old enough to know better but young enough to still get away with it."
"Life begins at 65. If you make it past 65, you qualify for the next century of achievements."
"The more you complain, the longer God lets you live."
"Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician."
"I can’t believe I’m 65. I still feel like I’m 20… on a really bad day."
"If people are talking behind your back, it just means you’re one step ahead."
"Getting older is like walking in the fog; if you can figure out what it is, you can navigate through it."
"You’re only as old as you feel, and I feel like a kid that has been eating his vegetables."
"Age is a high price to pay for maturity."
"Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"Old age comes on suddenly and not gradually as is thought."
"To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am."
"The wrinkles should tell you how much fun you’ve had!"
"When you’re 65, it is the chance of a lifetime to be a kid again!"
"At 65, it’s time to redefine ‘funny’ into something more enjoyable – like getting a senior discount!"
"It's hard to be funny at 65 when your back goes out more than you do."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young."
"Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you."
"Getting older is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park."
"I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it."
"Do you realize that you can go to jail for laughing too loud in a hospital?"
"If you’re going to be late for your own funeral, I would at least advise you to arrive alive."
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life."
"I can't believe I was 65 years old the last time I missed a workout!"
"Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created."
"You’re not 65, you’re just a classic that only gets better with age!"
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"The older I get, the better I was."
"You're only as old as you feel, but that means a lot more naps."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese."
"The older I get, the more I realize that I have no idea what I’m doing."
"Life begins at 65, or so they tell me, but I feel like I've already done all the best stuff!"
"I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"At 65, you finally get your head together, but your body starts falling apart."
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"I've reached the age where my back goes out more than I do."
"It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
"I can’t believe I’m 65! I’d like to pretend I’m still in my 40s – or maybe my 30s. Okay, let’s just say I’m still 25 at heart!"
"If you think you are too old to do something, then you probably are."
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese."
"You’re never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"Getting older is like being a fine wine: it’s not about how long you’ve been around, it’s about the flavor you’ve gained."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"You know you’re getting old when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of your friends."
"The older I get, the more I realize that I’m better off not caring how old I am."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"We are always the same age inside."
"I don’t feel old. I feel like a kid, just a really old kid."
"Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift."
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
"Old age is like flying through a storm. Once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do."
"Just remember, you’re only as old as you feel. And maybe your knees are feeling it a little more than you’d like!"
"The older I get, the more I realize how much I don’t know."
"Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."
"You know you’re getting old when you have to put on your glasses to remember where you left your glasses."
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