24 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Older Women.
"I am not getting older, I am becoming a classic."
"Inside every older woman is a young girl who is wondering what the hell happened."
"I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do."
"The older I get, the more I realize that I am a beautiful disaster."
"I don't care how old I am, I'm still going to be a little bit crazy."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying me."
"I'm not old, I'm just chronologically gifted."
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"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'I can do this' to 'Wait, why did I come into this room?'"
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it."
"I'm not old, I'm just vintage."
"Life is too short to worry about what others think of your age."
"At my age, 'getting lucky' means finding my car in the parking lot."
"I am currently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour."
"I'm not old, I'm just seasoned."
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up."
"I don't want to be a woman of a certain age. I want to be a woman of a certain attitude."
"Youth is a gift of nature, but age is a work of art."
"I've decided that I'm not getting older, I'm just leveling up."
"My mind still thinks I'm 25, but my body is like, 'Whoa, slow down there, buddy.'"
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"There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life, your passion, your enthusiasm and your desire to live."
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"I’m at that age where my favorite part of the party is when it ends."
