Memorable Funny Quotes About Learning Science

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"Science is the art of building a bridge between the world of concepts and the world of reality."
Stephen Jay Gould
"The laws of physics can be very funny, at least when you understand them!"
Albert Einstein
"Why did the biologist go on a diet? Because he had too many cell mates!"
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"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving!"
Steven Wright
"Mathematics is like love; a simple idea, but it can get very complicated."
John von Neumann
"I wish I could Brian Greene my way through life—constantly amazed and forever curious!"
Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it."
Richard Feynman
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"Humor is the best medicine, unless you're a chemist, then alcohol is a better medicine."
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"Never trust an atom; they make up everything!"
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"All the good stuff happens in the lab. The bad stuff happens at the front desk."
Ann Druyan
"Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything!"
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"The only time to be positive you won’t make a mistake is when you’re in a vacuum!"
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"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious."
Albert Einstein
"Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break."
Ernest H. Shackleton
"A day without science is like a day without sunshine—I don't want it!"
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"Science is like a lion; it can be tamed, but not for long!"
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"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
Albert Einstein
"A physicist is just an atom's way of looking at itself."
Niels Bohr
"Why did the physicist break up with biology? There was no chemistry!"
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"Learning science is like a joke; if you have to explain it, it’s probably not that great!"
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"Science is great, but it doesn't come with a sense of humor—unless you find quantum physics funny!"
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"When in doubt, remember the chemist’s motto: ‘If it smells bad, it’s probably not good!'"
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"You know you're a scientist when you have a joke about air pressure that doesn't get the lift it deserves!"
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"Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
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"Life is like a science experiment, you never know what you'll get unless you try!"
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"Biologists have a lot of cells, and they still can’t find those pesky 'b' cells!"
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"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."
Carl Sagan

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