25 result(s) for Funny Physics Quotes For Students Leaving School.
"Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it."
"If you aren't part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
"Physics is the only real science. The rest are just stamp collecting."
"Everything is relative. Especially your grades in physics."
"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, there was a bang."
"Physics: where the laws are absolute, but the math is a nightmare."
"Energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be transferred from your textbook to your pillow."
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"A physicist is someone who knows the weight of everything but can't find their keys."
"Newton's First Law: A student at rest tends to stay at rest unless acted upon by a deadline."
"If you think you understand quantum mechanics, you don't understand quantum mechanics."
"Einstein may have been a genius, but he still couldn't solve his hair problems."
"Entropy is the only thing that increases in a student's room."
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
"Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love."
"Physics is the study of the impossible becoming predictable."
"Schrödinger's Cat: Is it alive or dead? It depends on whether you've finished the lab report."
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
"Relativity: The more you study, the slower time seems to pass."
"Physics is the art of drawing arrows on a piece of paper to describe the entire universe."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."
"Studying physics is like trying to hold water in a sieve, but at least the sieve is mathematical."
"To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, it is half empty. To the physicist, the glass is twice as large as it needs to be."
"Don't worry about the future; it's uncertain, much like the position of an electron."
