98 result(s) for Funny Old Birthday Quotes.
"At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all. I just can't remember it all."
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
"I can't believe I'm turning 21. I was just 20 a moment ago!"
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."
"The older you get, the better you were!"
"I'm just here for the cake."
"A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun."
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"I’m not getting older; I’m just becoming a classic."
"You know you're getting old when the music you liked is now classified as 'oldies'."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"Remember, you’re not fifty. You’re fifteen with thirty-five years of experience."
"You’re only as old as you feel, but sometimes I feel like 102!"
"When you are in your 20s, you can party like a rock star. When you are in your 50s, you can party like a rock star in a nursing home."
"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."
"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."
"Middle age is when your classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you."
"You know you are getting old when you have a party and there are no other guests except your family."
"It's a good thing to be happy, and it’s even better to be happy for a long time."
"You’re only as old as you feel. So, I guess I’m 25!"
"I don’t feel old. I feel like I’m in my prime, 45 times."
"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself."
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"A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love."
"Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new."
"You know you're getting old when you have more candles than cake."
"If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning."
"Just remember, when it comes to applying for the job of being old, you’re already overqualified."
"I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now."
"The older I get, the more I realize that I’m not really old; I’m just young at heart."
"When the candles on your cake cost more than the cake itself, you know you’re getting old!"
"You’re getting old when you’re told to slow down by your doctor instead of the police."
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up!"
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven’t committed."
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, and can't remember most of it."
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"I can’t keep calm. It’s my birthday!"
"It's not important how old you are, but how you are old."
"Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears."
"You know you’re getting old when you have more friends in heaven than on earth."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"The older I get, the more I realize I’m not as young as I used to be."
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."
"I don’t feel old. I feel like I’m 18, but with 40 years of experience."
"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life."
"Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift."
"You’re never too old to be young."
"Birthdays should be celebrated. They are the one day you can put the focus on yourself guilt-free!"
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you didn't commit."
"We turn not older with years, but newer every day."
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."
"Another year older, but definitely not wiser!"
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"I didn’t know it was your birthday. I would have bought you a present. But on the bright side, I could have saved my money."
"You are only young once, but you can be immature forever."
"Age is not important unless you’re a cheese."
"At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, heard it all. I just can’t remember it all."
"The older I get, the more I realize that I’m still a child at heart."
"When you’re in your 20s, you throw a party for your birthday; when you’re in your 50s, you throw a party for your doctor."
"You know you're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it."
"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
"Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you."
"Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician."
"We are always the same age inside."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re in it, you just have to hold on."
"You’re not old until you’re at least 78."
"A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip."
"To me, old age is always ten years older than I am."
"The older we get the better we were."
"It’s okay to be a little bit happy and a little bit annoyed on your birthday."
"Another year older here, and that’s something to smile about—a little bit of humor helps, too!"
"It takes a long time to become young."
"You know you’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is for people to stop asking you how old you are."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, and can’t remember most of it."
"To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"I can't believe how old I am. It seems like only yesterday I was young!"
"It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"Age is a high price to pay for maturity."
"You know you’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it."
"When you’re in your 20s, you live in the future. When you’re in your 30s, you live in the present. When you’re in your 40s, you live in the past."
"I think the older you get, the better you become. Unless you’re a cheese."
"Old age comes on suddenly and not gradually as is thought."
"The older I get, the more I realize that I’m still young enough to have a mid-life crisis."
"If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be. Unless you are old, then you just become normal."
"We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap."
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you get out of it, you wish you could go back in."
"Like a fine wine, I get better with age. The more I stay in the bottle, the better I get!"
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"When they asked me if I was getting old, I said, ‘No, I'm just getting better.’"
"A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!"
"You’re only as old as you feel, and I feel like I’m 25!"
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