131 result(s) for Funny Greek Quotes.
"I can't tell you the secret of success, but I can tell you the secret of failure: trying to please everyone."
"The only thing that could ever be a serious danger to the world is failure to create laughter."
"In a world full of competition, do not take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway!"
"The secret of happiness is to be in a good humor and to think about the good things, otherwise you'll have a bad day!"
"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option, unless it's lunch."
"To avoid criticism say nothing, do nothing, be nothing... and enjoy your souvlaki!"
"Life is like a sandwich, you have to fill it with the best ingredients!"
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"A day without laughter is a day wasted; so eat more baklava and tell more jokes!"
"It is better to be unhappy with a plan than happy without one; unless it involves ouzo!"
"There’s no such thing as a bad drink, just an empty glass!"
"I came, I saw, I laughed — then I had feta cheese!"
"If you want to be rich, do not work for money; work for baklava and souvlaki!"
"The greatest wealth is to live content with little, but preferably on a Greek island!"
"Even the gods love humor; that’s why they joke about humans!"
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces; just make sure they have a taverna!"
"Don't worry, be happy; unless you're out of olive oil!"
"People say laughter is the best medicine; unless you laugh too hard while eating moussaka!"
"If you want to be a philosopher, you first have to learn to enjoy your coffee!"
"Happiness is to have a healthy mind in a healthy body — with a side of tzatziki!"
"An optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears it is true — but they should try Greece!"
"Never forget that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination; preferably with a ferry to Santorini!"
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"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you — especially if you share your baklava!"
"Surround yourself with good people. Eat well, laugh often — and never skip dessert!"
"The best way to predict the future is to create it — and by create, I mean making delicious spanakopita!"
"Life is too important to be taken seriously; enjoy your tzatziki while you can!"
"A Greek philosopher once said 'I think, therefore I am.' But I'm also quite sure that if I have baklava, I will be very happy!"
"Moussa said, 'Greek life is not about what you have, but what you can make your mother believe you have.'"
"In Greece, we don’t have a sense of humor; we have a sense of tragedy – that's what makes us laugh!"
"You haven’t truly lived until you’ve had your mother ask you why you’re not married while eating a plate of moussaka."
"Why did the Greek man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!"
"If you fall down and break your leg, don’t come running to me!"
"In Greece, the only thing heavier than the taxes is the food!"
"A Greek father is like a computer: never wrong, only misunderstood!"
"In Greece, we can argue about the weather for days and still find a reason pour another glass of ouzo!"
"Why did the Greek student bring a piece of bread to school? Because he wanted to study for his toast!"
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"On Santorini, the sunsets are breathtaking, but the prices are gut-wrenching!"
"When my Greek grandmother asks me if I’m hungry, I know it’s a trap. I will never be full enough!"
"Greece: where the dress code is 'flop flip at the beach and suit for the tavern!'"
"In Greece, we don't get older; we level up!"
"Why did Zeus join Twitter? He wanted to make lightning-fast announcements!"
"A good Greek always has an extra plate at the table. You never know when a wandering soul might need dinner!"
"Greece is a beautiful land, but if you think you're going to escape without trying the tzatziki, you're mistaken!"
"How many Greeks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they'll hold a family meeting first!"
"If you want to truly know Greece, you must taste everything and argue about nothing!"
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but a Greek will insist it's only right for lunch!"
"To a Greek, a sunny day is just another chance to get more olive oil on your salad!"
"Why did the Greek baker go broke? Because he couldn't make enough dough!"
"When it comes to cooking, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the tzatziki!"
"In Greece, 'Take a break!' means 'Take a three-hour meal!'"
"Remember, in Greek cuisine, everything is possible, especially after you have a glass of wine!"
"Greek mothers have a sixth sense: they know precisely when you're about to go on a diet!"
"The best part of Greece is not just the history, but the humor that comes with it!"
"The Greeks create and the Italians steal."
"If you would be rich, you must be in the right place at the right time—and stay there long enough to make a fortune."
"I am convinced that the only thing that will bring peace in the world is laughter."
"A heart without love is like a day without sunshine—but a day without laughter is like a Greek wedding."
"The trouble with being a Greek philosopher is that it is hard to find a comfortable chair."
"To be happy, you have to be a little crazy, like the Greeks."
"Why is it that I can never find my glasses? Because they're always on my head—just like the Greeks before an exam."
"In Greece, we do not believe in following the laws of gravity. We only believe in following the laws of good food."
"Only the Greeks can take a simple dish and turn it into a week-long family feud."
"Life is too short to be serious. Instead, be Greek."
"A Greek will never let nothing stand in the way of coffee."
"Some things never change: The sun rises, the sky is blue, and the Greeks win at family gatherings!"
"In Greece, the word for 'diet' means 'I'm on my way to the bakery.'"
"If you can't find happiness, look for the nearest taverna."
"You can't put a price on happiness. But if you could, it would probably cost you a plate of moussaka."
"The best way to a Greek's heart is through his stomach—preferably with some tzatziki."
"Greek philosophy teaches that we are all here to suffer but also encourages us to enjoy every bite of baklava."
"If you haven’t laughed at a Greek joke, you haven’t truly lived!"
"In Greece, we prefer our calamari crispy and our jokes cheesy."
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but in Greece, we believe it's a shot of ouzo."
"If your plans don't include a trip to Greece, what are you even doing?"
"Greek life is all about two things: food and philotimo — and sometimes laughing at the two during family dinners."
"Every Greek family has its quirks: We just happen to have a lot more of them!"
"In Greece, we solve all life's problems with an extensive lunch break."
"Eating is a serious matter in Greece, but laughing about it is even more important."
"The only predictable thing about Greek humor is its unpredictability."
"I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then."
"You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?"
"Count your blessings, not your calories."
"I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I’ve learned that making a ‘living’ is not the same thing as ‘making a life.’"
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."
"If I had a dollar for every time I had a dollar, I’d be rich."
"It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer."
"Don't worry if plan A doesn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters."
"Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"The only times I have a good time are when I'm not supposed to."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them."
"I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me kit-tea memes."
"I don't need an encyclopedia, I have Google."
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."
"If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid."
"To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential."
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans."
"I would rather spend one moment holding you than a lifetime knowing I never could."
"In Greek, the word 'philosophy' means love of wisdom, and wisdom is understanding that you will never understand anything."
"Those who do not know how to laugh do not deserve to be called human."
"The more you read, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why read?"
"He who laughs lasts, laughs best."
"A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same, especially when you’re acting crazy."
"The Greeks are a nation of philosophers, as long as their coffee is strong and their baklava is sweet."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy an ouzo, and that's kind of the same thing."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But when life gives you olives, make olive oil!"
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"If I were a Greek god, I'd be Dionysus. My superpower would be wine."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"To be happy is the greatest form of revenge. That's the secret of a happy Greek."
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
"Greek salad: Because even a stubborn Greek can't argue with that amount of feta."
"Behind every great Greek is a pile of empty souvlaki skewers."
"In Greece, the fish is so fresh that it often comes to dinner right from the sea; all you need is a good Greek joke to make it sing!"
"A baker’s dozen is just a baker joking that he hopes you enjoy the 13th roll!"
"Kerchief or not, a Greek knows how to dance. That's our cardio!"
"You haven't truly lived unless you’ve attended a Greek wedding; the food, the dancing, and the family debates are unforgettable!"
"Ouzo: Helping Greeks forget their troubles, one sip at a time!"
"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day!"
"We Greeks have only two secrets in life: the recipe for tsatziki and how to laugh at ourselves."
"As the old Greek saying goes: 'Better to be late than to arrive stoically!'"
"You can't please everyone. You aren’t souvlaki."
"A Greek’s motto: Laugh often, love much, and never take life too seriously! It’s a jest after all!"
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