129 result(s) for Funny Friday The 13th Quotes.
"Friday the 13th is a day to celebrate the weirdness in the world."
"It’s Friday the 13th! Time to unleash our inner superstitions. Bring on the black cats!"
"Why is Friday the 13th so unlucky? Because it’s the day when all the weirdos come out to play!"
"Friday the 13th: When your cat thinks you're extra unlucky."
"Feeling lucky on Friday the 13th? That’s a real plot twist!"
"On Friday the 13th, even the schedule looks haunted."
"If your boss calls you in on Friday the 13th, stay home! Seriously, no one needs that kind of negativity."
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"Let’s raise a glass to Friday the 13th — because who doesn’t love a little danger with their weekend?"
"On Friday the 13th, remember: Step carefully, the floor might be cursed!"
"Friday the 13th: The only day I want my coffee to be as strong as my superstitions."
"They say opposites attract. That’s why I’m staying away from Friday the 13th!"
"Is it just me, or does Friday the 13th have a vibe all of its own?!"
"Friday the 13th isn’t just unlucky; it’s a badge of honor for those who choose to role play their fears!"
"I love Friday the 13th. It’s like Halloween's quirky cousin who shows up unexpectedly!"
"Why do I always feel great on Friday the 13th? Because it’s just Friday dressed in a spooky costume."
"If you trip over a black cat on Friday the 13th, just laugh. Laughing is infectious!"
"I don't believe in bad luck, just great stories. Happy Friday the 13th!"
"Friday the 13th: Proof that life isn’t about finding safety; it’s about embracing the chaos."
"Just because it’s Friday the 13th doesn’t mean you have to skip your happy dance!"
"Embrace Friday the 13th! After all, it’s just another day to be fabulous and a little weird."
"Friday the 13th: the perfect day to embrace your inner jinx!"
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"I like to think of Friday the 13th as a lucky day for those daring enough to dance with fate."
"If you get spooked on Friday the 13th, just remember: even ghosts have a sense of humor!"
"Forget the superstitions, it’s Friday the 13th. Let’s make it a day of jokes and laughter!"
"Why did Friday the 13th get a bad rap? It’s just misunderstood!"
"Friday the 13th is just a number that’s having a bad hair day!"
"Friday the 13th: The day we all collectively worry about whether or not our black cat will cross our path."
"It's Friday the 13th! Time to plan all of the things that scare you. Like Monday."
"On Friday the 13th, I prefer to stay in and avoid all the bad luck. How about you?"
"Friday the 13th is the perfect day to embrace your superstitious side. Or to stay in bed and hide."
"I never believed in Friday the 13th until this morning when I spilled coffee on my clean shirt."
"Don’t forget to wear your lucky socks today—every little bit counts on Friday the 13th!"
"Happy Friday the 13th! May your day be filled with good fortune... and zero run-ins with masked killers."
"It’s Friday the 13th! Worst day to ask for a raise or try to cut your own hair."
"If there's ever a good day for bad luck, that day is certainly today. Happy Friday the 13th!"
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"Friday the 13th: the only day of the week where all my plans really go awry."
"On Friday the 13th, we embrace our fears and laugh at the chaos they bring."
"Let’s make a deal: I’ll avoid stepping on cracks if you dodge any black cats this Friday the 13th!"
"Forget the looming dread; it's just Friday the 13th! Let’s get this horror show on the road."
"What an appropriate day for mischief: Happy Friday the 13th, where nothing goes as planned!"
"On Friday the 13th, remember: each misstep could lead to a story that’ll entertain for years."
"Friday the 13th is a reminder: bad luck is just another way to spice up a boring week."
"Why did Friday the 13th cross the road? To scare the socks off you!"
"Friday the 13th: When Friday’s fun gets a little too frightful."
"Here’s a thought: If it's Friday the 13th, maybe we should all just stay in and Netflix binge instead."
"Friday the 13th is like ‘The Truman Show,’ only with more running and screaming."
"If horror movies have taught me anything, it’s to avoid anyone wearing a hockey mask today."
"Friday the 13th: when you realize your lucky number isn't so lucky after all."
"On this delightful day of Friday the 13th, let’s keep our drama fictional and our fears harmless."
"If you see me avoiding ladders, black cats, or broken mirrors today, it’s just Friday the 13th magic at work!"
"It's Friday the 13th - time to blame the universe for everything that goes wrong today!"
"If Friday the 13th is bad luck, then I must be the luckiest person alive, because every day is my lucky day."
"Friday the 13th is like the Christmas of bad luck. I look forward to it each year."
"On this Friday the 13th, may your coffee be strong and your fears be weak."
"Just remember, Friday the 13th is only unlucky if you give it the power to be!"
"I’ve heard that Friday the 13th is unlucky… but I’ve also heard that it’s the perfect day to test the limits of your luck."
"I was told that Friday the 13th is unlucky… so I wore my favorite shirt today."
"Friday the 13th is the day where you can truly test your fate. Just don’t test it while driving!"
"They say Friday the 13th is unlucky, but I think it just means it’s time for an adventure!"
"I don’t believe in bad luck, but I won’t walk under any ladders today, just in case."
"If the only thing you have to fear on Friday the 13th is fear itself, then you’re doing just fine."
"Friday the 13th is a reminder that even the most unlucky of days can’t outshine a good laugh."
"Live every day like it’s Friday the 13th, but do it with a sense of humor!"
"What’s the difference between a Friday the 13th and a Monday? At least Friday has a chance for some fun!"
"On Friday the 13th, I remember to be cautious and to check my list for all the broken mirrors I might have!"
"Friday the 13th is just a reminder to carry a rabbit’s foot; bad luck can’t follow you if you're already holding the charm!"
"If you see a black cat today, just understand it's probably looking for good company too."
"Friday the 13th is proof that even the universe has a sense of humor!"
"Embrace the craziness of Friday the 13th; sometimes the best stories start from a bit of bad luck."
"Announcement: To increase your luck this Friday the 13th, wear mismatched socks."
"If you don’t want bad luck on Friday the 13th, spend the day doing something fun – like avoiding work!"
"On Friday the 13th, I celebrate bad luck with some popcorn and a horror movie marathon!"
"It’s Friday the 13th! Time to let the superstitions guide my day, but I’ll still avoid reading any contracts."
"Don't worry about Friday the 13th; just think of it as a day to test out your good luck strategies!"
"Ladders and black cats beware! It's Friday the 13th and I’m wearing my lucky shirt!"
"Let’s do some fun Friday the 13th celebrations – but let’s skip the creepy campfire stories."
"If your plans go awry on Friday the 13th, just blame it on the day and have a good laugh."
"Friday the 13th is a day to test your luck, or more commonly, your survival instinct."
"It’s Friday the 13th, so remember to live each day as if it’s your last—because you never know when Jason might be around the corner!"
"Friday the 13th: The day we acknowledge that bad luck is just a state of mind... unless you're Jason Voorhees."
"If you think today is unlucky, just remember it could always be worse... you could be on Crystal Lake!"
"On this Friday the 13th, let’s not just blame our bad luck on the calendar, but on our poor choices too!"
"Happy Friday the 13th! Don’t worry, superstition is just a fancy word for ‘I’m not taking any chances.’"
"Friday the 13th: a reminder that every horror story starts with poor decision-making."
"Why is Friday the 13th so scary? Because it’s the one day a year where ‘watch your back’ takes on a whole new meaning!"
"Friday the 13th is like a bad hair day - it happens, but you can still make it through!"
"Just remember: it’s Friday the 13th! That’s a great excuse to skip the woods this weekend!"
"Friday the 13th is nearly here! Dress appropriately for your misfortunes."
"Let’s be honest, Friday the 13th is the only day where tripping over your own feet is truly a horror story."
"If you’re feeling unlucky today, just think: Jason is a first-name basis with superstition, not you!"
"It’s Friday the 13th, the day when even your shadow starts to look suspicious."
"Remember, it’s not Friday the 13th that’s unlucky; it’s the poor choices you make on this day!"
"Friday the 13th: the perfect reason to lock your doors and binge-watch horror movies."
"Today is Friday the 13th; let’s hope the only thing that gets a fright is our social plans!"
"On this Friday the 13th, let's celebrate our bad luck by embracing drama, but only if it's in a horror movie!"
"Think of Friday the 13th as an annual reminder that bad luck is relative - just ask your clumsy friend!"
"If things go wrong today, just remember: Friday the 13th is the adult version of 'Oops, my bad!'"
"May your coffee be strong and your Friday the 13th be only mildly terrifying!"
"On Friday the 13th, even the birds are like, ‘Nope, not today!’, and take the day off."
"Looking for a sign? It's Friday the 13th - it’s officially the wrong time of day to take risks!"
"Cheers to Friday the 13th, when good luck says ‘See you later!’ and bad luck shows up uninvited!"
"If you've ever wondered why people say they’re cautious on Friday the 13th, just remember that a lot can happen in a horror movie!"
"Friday the 13th: the day you hope Jason doesn't hear about your plans!"
"Friday the 13th is a day for malevolent beings to take full advantage of their powers. Remember to wear your lucky socks!"
"Some say Friday the 13th is unlucky, but just think of it this way: at least it's not Monday the 13th."
"It's Friday the 13th! Let the horror begin with a side of laughter."
"Friday the 13th is the only day where you can blame your bad luck on the calendar."
"On Friday the 13th, don’t worry if things go wrong. Just blame it on Jason!"
"If you don’t believe in superstitions, try walking under a ladder on Friday the 13th. Just be cautious."
"Friday the 13th is a reminder that luck is just a matter of perspective — and maybe a little bit of Jason over the years."
"On this Friday the 13th, may your coffee be strong and your fears be weak!"
"Friday the 13th: The day when the bravest of souls forget where they put their car keys."
"Cheer up! It’s just another day to be scared silly. It’s Friday the 13th after all!"
"Friday the 13th: When horror movie characters get a day off from killing, but real life shenanigans take over!"
"Don’t worry about black cats, ladders, or mirrors today. Just keep your friends close and the horror movies closer!"
"If anything goes wrong today, just tell everyone it’s Friday the 13th. They'll understand!"
"Beware of Friday the 13th! It’s the day the world conspired against common sense."
"Friday the 13th is proof that sometimes even the universe has a sense of humor."
"I don’t believe in luck, but Friday the 13th is a good day to double-check the bolts on the door."
"On Friday the 13th, remember: it's not about having bad luck, it's about having fun with the fear!"
"Avoid the haunted houses. Just dealing with my family's holiday decorations is scary enough on Friday the 13th."
"Friday the 13th is a perfect day for adventure — as long as you don’t mind a little danger!"
"Let us celebrate Friday the 13th with terrifying fun! You never know what creepy surprises await."
"Have a frightfully fun Friday the 13th! Remember, laughter is the best kind of medicine."
"Not everyone gets to celebrate Friday the 13th with a fresh sense of dread. Count your blessings!"
"If it weren't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all. Especially on Friday the 13th!"
"Don't be superstitious on Friday the 13th; just embrace the chaos!"
"On this Friday the 13th, just remember: what doesn’t kill you can still scare the living daylights out of you."
"Friday the 13th: The perfect excuse to wear pajamas all day and binge-watch horror movies."
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