101 result(s) for Funny Fallout Game Quotes.
"I’m not a monster; I’m a human being! And I’m a very happy human being! You wanna get some soda?"
"It's not a lie if you believe it."
"War. War never changes."
"The wasteland is full of angry robots, just like me!"
"I am Colonel Autumn, and I’m here to help you... in the way that only the government can."
"I’m not a bad person! I’m just over-encumbered!"
"I'm not sure what we're fighting for, but I'm betting on the losing side."
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"Sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do, and what I gotta do is put my foot in the face of tyranny!"
"Well, after 200 years in the Vault, I’ve come to the conclusion that maybe a little fire works better than a power fist."
"You can't have my dog! I can’t even find my own damn meat!"
"Guess what? I’m not going to tell you!"
"Remember, in the Commonwealth, it’s either you or them. And it usually is them!"
"Everything is broken, and broken is the new functional!"
"I can't be bothered to mix up VATs! I'm going in guns blazing!"
"I’m just the spirit of adventure! ... The adventure of getting killed."
"Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
"You made a friend today... just not a very fast one!"
"The beauty of a good plan is that you have the chance to watch it fail in real-time."
"Get out of the way, I'm going to need some serious space here for this crazy idea!"
"Life is a constant series of unlikely events. Just ask the guy with a two-headed cow!"
"People can be as crazy as a pack of feral ghouls, but put a little cap stashed away, and they’ll be your best friends!"
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"To be a hero, you must be wily like a radroach and tough as a super mutant."
"The only thing that borders on insanity is the notion that any of us will survive!"
"Goodnight, kids! Remember: Never touch a glowing one!"
"You don’t have to be crazy to live in the wasteland… but it helps!"
"I'm not a monster. I'm just a guy who loves to blow things up."
"I don't need a weapon. I am a weapon."
"You're special."
"Get a life, loser!"
"I’ve got a really bad feeling about this."
"The wasteland is a cruel and unforgiving mistress."
"I’ll be damned if I let anyone take my freedom!"
"Did you see that? I think I just blew up a cow!"
"It's a big wasteland out there."
"I was in the room where it happened!"
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"You don't have to kill me, you just have to fall in love with me!"
"Sometimes you have to go to war to end a war. Just ask the war never changes."
"I have a very particular set of skills. Basically, I’m really good at dying."
"Time's a wastin'!"
"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance, and I'm just too lazy!"
"I think I just saw my life flash before my eyes, and I think it was pretty stupid."
"Pip-Boy: It's the best companion you can have. It doesn’t talk back!"
"I love the smell of... litter boxes in the morning."
"Some days you're the pigeon, other days you're the statue."
"Fallout: where the future is still uncertain and the past is just a joke!"
"Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world ... probably live in a vault!"
"If you can't find a way, invent it."
"Even in the wasteland, life finds a way to be unpredictable!"
"Every day is a chance to make the best of the worst."
"In the end, all you can do is laugh in the face of chaos!"
"I’m not a bad guy, I’m a good guy who does bad things."
"I’ll be back. Just like that head I kicked off."
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I’m all out of gum."
"I love the smell of Nuka-Cola in the morning."
"There's a time to fight, and a time to run away... and I’ve got two left feet."
"You’re the best at what you do, but what you do isn’t very nice."
"You can't die. I won’t allow it!"
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
"The wasteland is a friendlier place than I thought!"
"Another day in the wasteland, another problem to solve."
"You know what they say about a man with a big gun, don't you? You better run!"
"Being able to kill stuff is a great way to make friends."
"I don’t want to die in the vault! There’s a whole world out there!"
"It's a risky business, but someone’s gotta do it."
"You want a piece of me? Not interested, leave me alone, please."
"The only thing better than a good cup of coffee is a good cup of coffee with nuclear waste."
"It's a jungle out there, but I’ll survive!"
"I didn’t ask for this, but I’m loving it!"
"Every day is one day closer to finding my next snack."
"I thought I’d seen it all, but this takes the cake."
"A dead body is just a new canvas for art!"
"You can't make an omelette without breaking a few heads."
"Happiness is a warm plasma rifle."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the Super Mutant!"
"I came, I saw, I looted."
"It’s not my fault the world ended. I was busy with my own life."
"I don't remember how to do anything in this game, but I can sure jump high!"
"You’re not gonna shoot me, are you? I mean, c'mon! I’m just a guy trying to survive in a wasteland!"
"I like how the feral ghouls are up in my grill like they are savages. Take a break, ghouls!"
"You’re going to need a bigger gun!"
"Ain't that a kick in the head!"
"I’ll be taking that! Thank you!"
"Just because you’re gone doesn’t mean you’re dead."
"You’re lucky. I’ve got a gun. You’re unlucky - you’re still alive!"
"You think this is bad? You should see my last job."
"So many places to see, and all of them are trying to kill me!"
"You’ll need a flamethrower to get through all this bureaucracy!"
"There’s a bullet with your name on it. Just kidding, I don’t know how to spell."
"It’s not just the big guns that do the talking. Small arms can sing too!"
"Nothing like a good old-fashioned nuclear war to bring people together!"
"Drink the Nuka-Cola; it’s good for your health. Just don’t ask why!"
"I don’t need your help, I just need your stuff!"
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a deathclaw!"
"Never give up. Just keep reloading!"
"The wasteland isn’t so bad if you ignore the radiation."
"I'm not following you; I'm just tagging along for the view!"
"The world has gone to hell, but on the bright side, so have my conversations."
"We have beer, snacks, and a whole lot of wasteland. What more can you ask for?"
"How’s that for a pit of despair? Would you like to stay for tea?"
"There’s always a catch, usually involving a mutant or two."
"Welcome to the wasteland! It’s a little rough around the edges, but that just adds character!"
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