25 result(s) for Funny End Of The Year Quotes.
"The best is yet to come, and wont that be fine."
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
"I make no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticising, sanctioning and moulding my own life, is too much of a daily event for me."
"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."
"New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
"My New Year's resolution is to break all my New Years resolutions."
"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."
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"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can pave hell with them as usual."
"New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions."
"Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since."
"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account."
"I'm not a fan of New Year's resolutions. I think if you want to change something, change it today, and don't wait till January."
"My New Year's resolution is 720p."
"I have no intention of breaking my resolutions. Because I've already planned to fail."
"My New Year's resolution is to give up on my New Year's resolutions."
"I won't be making any lists of resolutions for the new year. I never stick to anything."
"Each year, I make a list of good resolutions and plunge in with determination. And every year the list gets shorter."
"New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those debts are still outstanding."
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."
"May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door!"
"New Year's Day is every man's birthday."
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"New Year's most glorious failure."
"The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul."
"My New Year's resolution is to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself. I'm a grown man."
"New Year's is a time for resolutions and reflection, unless you are a bartender, in which case it's just another night."