Memorable Famous Mark Twain Quotes

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"History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes."
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"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."
Mark Twain
"Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it."
Mark Twain
"It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog."
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"You always have a choice."
Mark Twain
"Part of the secret of success is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
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"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."
Mark Twain
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"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
Mark Twain
"Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life."
Mark Twain
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only find a way to be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
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"To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence."
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"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect)."
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"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."
Mark Twain
"Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get."
Mark Twain
"You can't blame a writer for what the characters say."
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"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress."
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"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."
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"Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation."
Mark Twain
"The older I get, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life."
Mark Twain
"A person who won’t read has no advantage over a person who can’t read."
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"Find a way to say 'no' to the things that don’t matter to you, so you can say 'yes' to the things that do."
Mark Twain
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"Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits."
Mark Twain
"If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything."
Mark Twain
"One should never miss an opportunity to say nothing."
Mark Twain
"Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often."
Mark Twain
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
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"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone."
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"Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are pliable."
Mark Twain
"You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."
Mark Twain
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
Mark Twain
"Truth is stranger than fiction, but that is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn’t."
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"The surest way to make a man a liar is to give him a reputation of honesty."
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"A person who won't read has no advantage over a person who can't read."
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
Mark Twain
"There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe: the sun in the heavens and the potential of the world’s greatest minds."
Mark Twain
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"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform."
Mark Twain
"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."
Mark Twain
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness."
Mark Twain
"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
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"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
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"The trouble is that we anticipate the trouble and trouble results."
Mark Twain
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
Mark Twain
"Political correctness is a good idea in theory, but in practice, it is a horrible weapon."
Mark Twain
"The best way to predict your future is to create it."
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"It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare."
Mark Twain
"I can live for two months on a good compliment."
Mark Twain
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
Mark Twain
"You may not be able to change the world, but you can change the world for one person."
Mark Twain
"It is better to keep quiet and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
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"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose."
Mark Twain
"The secret of getting ahead is getting started."
Mark Twain
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
Mark Twain
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
Mark Twain
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear."
Mark Twain
"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."
Mark Twain
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
Mark Twain
"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."
Mark Twain
"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
Mark Twain
"The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read."
Mark Twain
"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone."
Mark Twain
"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn't."
Mark Twain
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
Mark Twain
"Actions speak louder than words, but not nearly as often."
Mark Twain
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
Mark Twain
"The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for."
Mark Twain
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing. That's why we recommend it daily."
Mark Twain
"A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read."
Mark Twain
"Never let the threat of danger prevent you from doing your duty."
Mark Twain
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
Mark Twain
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."
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"I was never lost, but I was mighty turned around for three days."
Mark Twain
"Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it."
Mark Twain
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
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"There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible."
Mark Twain
"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."
Mark Twain
"You can't make a weak man strong by making a strong man weak."
Mark Twain
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