26 result(s) for Alfred E. Neuman Quotes.
"What, me worry?"
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
"The world is full of fools and mischief-makers."
"People are always asking me, 'What’s the secret of life?' I tell them: 'There isn't one.'"
"The only thing we have to fear is the fear itself."
"Every time you make a mistake, you’re one step closer to being perfect."
"Life is just a series of decisions. Make the right ones."
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"If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
"There is no problem too big or too small that cannot be solved with a good bit of humor."
"Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive."
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it."
"Humor is the best medicine. Unless you’re a hypochondriac."
"Tomorrow may not be as bright as today, but that's still a good reason to smile."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, call me. I'll laugh at you."
"Facts are stubborn things, but they can be bent."
"You can't change the world, but you can change the channel."
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
"Life is a party. Dress like it."
"Youth is wasted on the young."
"The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"The road to wisdom is paved with excess."
"Sometimes you just have to put on your big boy pants and make the best of it."
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."