25 result(s) for Humorous Daughter Quotes.
""Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests.""
""A daughter is a treasure and a cause of sleeplessness.""
""My daughter is my biggest achievement. She is a little star and my life has changed so much for the better since she came along.""
""Having a daughter is like having a permanent little best friend.""
""A daughter: The companion, the friend, and the confidant of her mother, and the object of a pleasure something like the love between the angels to her father.""
""Raising a daughter is like growing a garden. You provide the soil, the sunshine, and the water, and then one day she blooms and fills your life with color.""
""My daughter makes me laugh every day. I am so grateful for her sense of humor.""
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""Daughters are always good for a laugh, especially when they're blaming you for their problems.""
""You don’t know what unconditional love is. You may say you do, but if you don’t have a daughter, you don’t know what it is.""
""I told my daughter she wasn't allowed to date till she was 30. Then I realized she'd run away from home when she was 18.""
""Daughters are like sunshine on a cloudy day... especially when they do the dishes without being asked!""
""A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be your best friend.""
""My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. I'm pretty sure she bought it for herself.""
""Daughters: proof that not all angels have wings.""
""Having a daughter means always having someone to blame for the empty milk carton.""
""A daughter is a day brightener and a heart warmer.""
""I smile because you're my daughter. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.""
""Daughters may outgrow your lap, but they will never outgrow your heart.""
""I love my daughter, but sometimes I want to sell her to the circus.""
""A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart.""
""Having a daughter is like getting a free pass to raid her closet for the rest of your life.""
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""My daughter is my greatest joy...and my greatest stress.""
""Daughters are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike...and they both disappear too quickly.""
""I didn't give my daughter life, life gave me my daughter.""
""To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter"."
