25 result(s) for Never Get Married Quotes.
""Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.""
""Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.""
""By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.""
""My advice to you is get married: If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.""
""I have never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.""
""I advise you to marry; if you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.""
""The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.""
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""I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.""
""I'm not against marriage. It's a fine institution. I just don't think it's for me.""
""Never go to bed on an argument.""
""Get married early. That way, if it doesn't work out, you still have plenty of time to try again.""
""Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.""
""I don't believe in a lot of things, but I do believe in love marriages.""
""Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.""
""I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.""
""If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.""
""Behind every great man is a surprised woman.""
""I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.""
""The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.""
""I've been married so many times, I have rice marks all over my face.""
""The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.""
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""I’ve had enough exes to know I like my O’s lowercase.""
""I’ve always said I want to look like my mother when I grow up, but I might settle for not looking like my father's first wife.""
""My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have children. But it didn't work out.""
""A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.""
